Slap Quote by Willard Scott Download Open image “Never slap a man who chews tobacco.” — Willard Scott ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Slap Tobacco
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Whatever may be said against the chewing of tobacco, this at least can be said of it, that it gives a man time to… — Woodrow Wilson Copy Share Image
“My excuse for not lecturing against the use of tobacco is, that I never chewed it; that is a penalty which reformed tobacco chewers… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
My excuse for not lecturing against the use of tobacco is, that I never chewed it; that is a penalty which reformed tobacco-chewers have… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Tobacco smoke is the one element in which, by our European manners, men can sit silent together without embarrassment, and where no man is… — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
I never can understand how anyone can not smoke it deprives a man of the best part of life. With a good cigar in… — Thomas Mann Copy Share Image
August depresses me a little. I don't even feel like eating. And when I don't eat, that's a sure sign of stagnation. — Willard Scott Copy Share Image
I've produced more pilots than United Airlines, and they've all been disasters. Every audition I ever took in my life I lost. — Willard Scott Copy Share Image
The TV weatherman has always been one of the best, most secure jobs. They change anchors, they change the set, producers come and go.… — Willard Scott Copy Share Image
When I was just starting out in the business, I used to love to watch Lorne Greene doing the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. I… — Willard Scott Copy Share Image
If I go down in for anything in history, I would like to be known as the person who convinced the American people that… — Willard Scott Copy Share Image
These days, you have to have a gimmick to do the weather. You have to have an act. — Willard Scott Copy Share Image
Tom Browkaw said it best. He said NBC could survive without him or the rest of the news division, but not Nancy Fields. — Willard Scott Copy Share Image
I got more mail than anybody on the history of The Today Show, but half of it was to get me off the air. — Willard Scott Copy Share Image
Saiman picked up a coffee mug, stared at it, and hurled it against the wall. It shattered into a dozen pieces. We looked at… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer. — Katharine Hepburn Copy Share Image
These are clothes my friends and I could wear. This ain't Prada. I don't want to be one of those celebrities that slaps their… — Nicky Hilton Copy Share Image
Characterization is not divorced from plot, not a coat of paint you slap on after the structure of events is already built. Rather characterization… — Nancy Kress Copy Share Image
Death isn't enough. It doesn't remove the stain. But a slap, a whiplash, square on the face, does. Because a man's face is as… — Mario Vargas Llosa Copy Share Image
We did 'Friends Like These' on BBC and 'Slap Bang' on ITV which didn't work as well. — Declan Donnelly Copy Share Image
Shane lowered his glasses on his nose and gave me his version of a severe stare. I leaned a little toward Luther. "Is this… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes. — James Stewart Copy Share Image
My mom can still slap me silly and my dad still threatens to ground me. — Cole Hamels Copy Share Image
To see the butcher slap the steak before he laid it on the block, and give his knife a sharpening, was to forget breakfast… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
The first slap-jack given me for dinner was a cake of flour, partially fried in a pan of fat bacon. I nibbled about the… — James Smith Copy Share Image
Ourchestra: So you haven't got a drum, just beat your belly. So I haven't got a horn-I'll play my nose. So we haven't any… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
