Chewing Quote by Will Rogers Download Open image “Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.” — Will Rogers ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Chewing Chewing tobacco Cowboy Cowboy wisdom Cowboys and horses Funny Men My cowboy Slap Tobacco
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Whatever may be said against the chewing of tobacco, this at least can be said of it, that it gives a man time to… — Woodrow Wilson Copy Share Image
“My excuse for not lecturing against the use of tobacco is, that I never chewed it; that is a penalty which reformed tobacco chewers… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
My excuse for not lecturing against the use of tobacco is, that I never chewed it; that is a penalty which reformed tobacco-chewers have… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Men even contract the dirty, filthy habit of chewing tobacco, and when the habit gets a good hold upon them they are never satisfied… — Thomas Jordan Jarvis Copy Share Image
Any man can take a sucker punch, but if you get slapped, it's other repercussions to that. — Mustard Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Did they practice looking suspicious in mirrors? Welcome to the United States. Don’t even think about chewing gum the wrong way.’ (Carlos) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
It is an anomaly that information, the one thing most necessary to our survival as choosers of our own way, should be a commodity… — A. J. Liebling Copy Share Image
It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I believe that it may be normal, healthy, and even productive to experience mild to moderate depression from time to time as part of… — Andrew Weil Copy Share Image
Oh, ants, my sisters, good old honeydew-seekers! From close up you are sticky and shiny and gristly; and your nymphs have parasitic red mites… — William T. Vollmann Copy Share Image
But ice-crunching and loud gum-chewing, together with drumming on tables, and whistling the same tune 70 times in succession, because they indicate an indifference… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
For me, the dumbest rule is that you can't chew gum in school. For some reason, chewing gum for me gets my brain going. — Brie Larson Copy Share Image
Each had his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart; and his friends could only read… — Frank Lloyd Wright Copy Share Image
Whites have more than eleven times the net worth or wealth of African Americans. They make greater salaries. Our unemployment rate is twice theirs.… — Randall Robinson Copy Share Image
My parents sent me from Venezuela to the Convent of Our Lady, a boarding school in Hastings, which was horrible - like Harry Potter… — Carmen Busquets Copy Share Image
So much of TV seems to be chewing gum for the eyes.... TV desperately needs more self-reliance and pride in the medium. — John Mason Brown Copy Share Image
