America is the first country where people go to the poor house in their car. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You can't fool all of the people all of the time. But it isn't necessary. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A king can stand people's fighting but he can't last long if people start thinking. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
People are marvelous in their generosity, if they just know the cause is there. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A holding company is the people you give your money to while you're being searched. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Don't wait to buy land, Buy land and wait. Find out where the people are going and buy the land before they… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
This stuff they are talking here in Congress costs the people of the United States $44 a page. That's beside what it… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is some talk of lowering (the income tax), and they will have to. People are not making enough to pay it. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I guess there is no two races of people in worse repute with everybody than the international bankers, and the folks that… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Coolidge made less speeches and got more votes than any man that ever run. (William Jennings) Bryan was listened to and cheered… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I am a great believer in high-priced people. If a thing cost a lot it may not be any better, but it… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
This thing about getting rid of a man in the Cabinet is all right, but there is one bad feature to it… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
But we can't alibi all our ills by just knocking the old banker. First he loaned the money, then the people all… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The money was all appropriated for the top in the hopes that it would trickle down to the needy. Mr. Hoover didn’t… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is a terrible lot of us who don't think that we come from a monkey, but if there are some people… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything?… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Just been talking today out here to all the Senators investigating these stock swindles and overcapitalizations. There has been hundreds of millions… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Now these fellows in Washington wouldn't be so serious and particular if they only had to vote on what they thought was… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for --… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Sure must be a great consolation to the poor people who lost their stock in the late crash to know that it… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If you have a radio, the next three months is a good time to have it quit working. All you will hear… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible, exception of stupidity. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't know how a lot of these nations existed as long as they have till we could get some of our… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The president says, 'There is lots of people worse off than the Farmers.' I don't know who it could be unless it… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
