Thinking Quotes by Will Rogers

No man is great if he thinks he is.

— Will Rogers

All men are ignorant, only on different topics.

— Will Rogers

A king can stand people's fighting but he can't last long if people start thinking.

— Will Rogers

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.

— Will Rogers

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

— Will Rogers

I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.

— Will Rogers

The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't…

— Will Rogers

They are voting whether to keep a governor two years or four. I think a good, honest governor should get four years,…

— Will Rogers

Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.

— Will Rogers

Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes anyone think theirs is right?

— Will Rogers

There is a terrible lot of us who don't think that we come from a monkey, but if there are some people…

— Will Rogers

I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And…

— Will Rogers

I make a living off (politicians), so I can't knock 'em. Every time we elect some fellow we think he's terrible and…

— Will Rogers

A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators…

— Will Rogers

If everybody (traded his car for a horse) they would be out of debt in a couple of years. Just think, no…

— Will Rogers

I don't think either one of them knows what it's all about, to be honest with you. Both sides are doing nothing…

— Will Rogers

Andrew Jackson was the first one to think up the idea to promise everybody that if they will vote for you, you…

— Will Rogers

We Americans think we are pretty good! We want to build a house, we cut down some trees. We want to build…

— Will Rogers

When a party can't think of anything else they always fall back on Lower Taxes. It has a magic sound to a…

— Will Rogers

I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Ive every said,…

— Will Rogers

The good people of Dakota offered to give Calvin Coolidge a farm if he would live on it. I wouldn't advise you…

— Will Rogers

Say, this new home building idea of President Hoover's sounds good. They are working out a lot of beneficial things. The only…

— Will Rogers

Politics are receiving a lot of attention because we have nothing else to interest us. No nation in the history of the…

— Will Rogers

Borrowing money on what's called 'easy terms,' is a one-way ticket to the Poor House. If you think it ain't a Sucker…

— Will Rogers

Millions and millions of people don't pay an income tax, because they don't earn enough to pay on one, but you pay…

— Will Rogers

A president just can't make much showing against congress. They lay awake nights, thinking up things to be against the president on.

— Will Rogers

If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are…

— Will Rogers

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

— Will Rogers

You can't tell what a man is like or what he is thinking when you are looking at him. You must get…

— Will Rogers