Funny Quote by Will Rogers Download Open image “Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.” — Will Rogers ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Hurt Let me Might Play Rope Thinking
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