We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
Gonna rain like a cow pissin' on a flat rock" [drugstore clerk to detective Virgil Flowers] Dark of the Moon, p.7 — John Sandford Copy Share Image
In most agencies, account executives outnumber the copywriters two to one. If you were a dairy farmer, would you employ twice as… — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me… — Bryan Callen Copy Share Image
To isolate mathematics from the practical demands of the sciences is to invite the sterility of a cow shut away from the… — Pafnuty Chebyshev Copy Share Image
Sometimes you look in a field and you see a cow and you think it's a better cow than the one you've… — Alex Ferguson Copy Share Image
The thing that bothers me the most is the recklessness and greed of the local ranchers, who run too many cattle back… — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
Spring comes with joyous laugh, and song, and sunshine, and the burnt sacrifice of the over-ripe boot and the hoary overshoe. The… — Edgar Wilson Nye Copy Share Image
Talking to animals' isn't a matter of words used, it is a matter of your thoughts, your expression, and above all the… — Barbara Woodhouse Copy Share Image
Learning is like a cow of desire. It, like her, yields in all seasons. Like a mother, it feeds you on your… — Chanakya Copy Share Image
The velocity of light occupies an extraordinary place in modern physics. It is lèse-majesté to make any criticism of the velocity of… — Anthony Standen Copy Share Image
The friendly cow, all red and white, I love with all my heart; She gives me cream with all her might, To… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
We are shut up in school and college recitation rooms for ten to fifteen years, and come out at last with a… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Every lecture should state one main point and repeat it over and over, like a theme with variations. An audience is like… — Gian-Carlo Rota Copy Share Image
It's all right to pull the cow out of the mud on Sunday, provided that you don't push him in on Saturday… — Harold B. Lee Copy Share Image
I have been a vegetarian for forty-two years. I did it because I didn't want animals to die so I could eat.… — Sam Simon Copy Share Image
It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, "mad cow" disease, and many others,… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd! — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
A cow is a very good animal in the field; but we turn her out of a garden. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
Tell you what," I said. "After the testing after the Demon Days, when things settle down -" "Things won't settle down." "-… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
No one would barbecue their family dog. Why is a cow or a pig or a chicken different? — Mike Ness Copy Share Image
There is nothing like literature: I lose a cow, I write about her death, and my writing pays me enough to buy… — Jules Renard Copy Share Image
It is not only my dreams, my belief is that all these dreams are yours as well. The only distinction between me… — Werner Herzog Copy Share Image
In my local newspaper, they had this advert: 'please look after your neighbours in the cold weather'. I live next door to… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
