Gary Larson

The problem, Mr. Fudd, is that you've been having a sublimal effect on everyone in the factory. We're proud of our product,…

— Gary Larson

Perspective was always important. There are some cartoonists who can stand at the foot of a building looking straight up and they'll…

— Gary Larson

Usually when I sat down to draw a cartoon, it would be more of a reflection of things in my past. Or…

— Gary Larson

I just get silly inside my head and I start to think about something and in my head I start twisting it…

— Gary Larson

I don't think I'd know if I were sitting next to Charles Schulz on an airplane.

— Gary Larson

Thunderstick?... You actually said, 'Thunderstick?'... That, my friend is a Winchester 30.06.

— Gary Larson

“If you're gonna shoot an elephant Mr. Schneider, you better be prepared to finish the job.”

— Gary Larson

Don Martin was the one who really stood out. I really always loved his work. He was such a great artist.

— Gary Larson

My future plans are hazy, and I've yet to experience how much cartooning is in my blood and therefore how much I'll…

— Gary Larson

You know those little snow globes that you shake up? I always thought my brain was sort of like that. You know,…

— Gary Larson

I'm not into cartoons. That's the irony of it.

— Gary Larson

I didn't want to go to school for more than four years, and I didn't know what you did with a bachelor's…

— Gary Larson

I think one thing that's important to maintain is a sense of fear, always doubting yourself... a good dose of insecurity helps…

— Gary Larson

With my own cartoon, it was just me being goofy by myself, but when it comes to an animated film, you're working…

— Gary Larson

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.

— Gary Larson

The message is not so much that the worms will inherit the Earth, but that all things play a role in nature,…

— Gary Larson

The daily calendar seemed, to me, like a kind of cartoon black hole, and you didn't have to be a rocket scientist…

— Gary Larson

I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.

— Gary Larson

If I didn't understand a cartoon in a newspaper, I'd just turn the page.

— Gary Larson

I remember one time watching a bird snatch a dragonfly out of midair and thinking, 'Gee, life can come to an end…

— Gary Larson

The need for an office sort of crept up on me.

— Gary Larson

I never have been able to understand where the humor comes from.

— Gary Larson

Of course, living in an all-glass house has its disadvantages...but you should see the birds smack it.

— Gary Larson

I don't read cartoons because I think for the most part the comics don't have an interest for me. There's just nothing…

— Gary Larson

I keep thinking someone's gonna show up and say, 'There's been a big mistake. The guy next door is supposed to be…

— Gary Larson