Always Quote by Gary Larson

I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's…

— Bob Newhart

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

— Anonymous

I think it's great training for any comedian to start on cows. Because with cows, you expect them to be bored and just stare…

— Kristen Schaal

Comedy exists to laugh at things that aren't laughable. But isn't it? That's what separates us from the animals. We laugh.

— Joan Rivers

Tragedy and comedy are simply questions of value; a little misfit in life makes us laugh; a great one is tragedy and cause for…

— Elbert Hubbard

Humor is not funny. Humor is something else. Funny is a joke, sometimes silly. Comedy is deep and connected to tragedy; comedy could be…

— Gerald Stern

It's funny, when you have a theme so particular to cows - or it could be anything like hair or nails - when you're…

— Doja Cat

What some folks find funny, other folks find tragic.

— Melvin Van Peebles

“Most cowgirls are natural storytellers, their art honed by years of practice. . . . It serves as entertainment; it also preserves the humor…

— Teresa Jordan

Laughing stock is really cattle with a sense of humor.

— Nikhil Saluja

It's difficult to differentiate between a story that's humorous and clever and one that actually makes people laugh out loud.

— Mick Foley

The cow's point of view deserves more literary attention.

— Mason Cooley