Comedy Quote by Bob Newhart

I think there's a little confusion between humor and 'gross' passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable, because they aren't the same thing.

— Bob Newhart

I prefer situational or character-based humor to gross-out gags and comedic set pieces.

— Ari Graynor

“Sacred cows don’t tip easily.”

— John Corvino

“There are no sacred cows -- just ask Ronald McDonald.”

— Quentin R. Bufogle

When it came to slaughtering sacred cows with such crude yet perfect musical precision, there was no one better than Frank. I wonder what…

— Terry Gilliam

Science is not a sacred cow. Science is a horse. Don’t worship it. Feed it. [Addressing a group of prospective contributors to an Israeli…

— Abba Eban

Irreverence is our only sacred cow.

— Paul Krassner

So, this is my plea to all Western editors and producers: Display the Muhammad cartoon daily, until the Islamists become accustomed to the fact…

— Daniel Pipes

Everyone now has a sacred cow in the tax code. For my money, the most sacred thing of all is our country and its…

— Ari Fleischer

Questioning the status quo can result in banishment, imprisonment, ridicule or being burned at the stake, depending on your era, your locale, and the…

— Gene Spafford

Because of these new car models there is suddenly on the streets of Delhi a new intolerance by the motorists for both the cows…

— Vandana Shiva

...I am afraid that education is conceived more in terms of indoctrination by most school officials than in terms of enlightenment. My own belief…

— Bertrand Russell