“I was planning on procrastinating today . . . but never got around to it.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Planning Copy Share Image
“There are no sacred cows -- just ask Ronald McDonald.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Ronald mcdonald Copy Share Image
“Lately the muse has been treating me like Ike treated Tina.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Inspiration Copy Share Image
“Literature today is like elevator music for a narcoleptic.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Books Copy Share Image
“Before you're allowed to own a .44, your IQ should be higher than .44.” — Quentin R. Bufogle 2nd-amendment Copy Share Image
“I must give myself permission not to like myself. It's ok. Plenty of other people don't like me either. And I have… — Quentin R. Bufogle Higher standards Copy Share Image
“If a person has no conscience, it's called being a sociopath. If a corporation has no conscience, it's called capitalism.” — Quentin R. Bufogle 99-percent Copy Share Image
“One thing I love about politicians; they won't allow the truth to be obscured by a bunch of facts.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Politics Copy Share Image
“A friend told me that one day he and I would be rich and famous. I told him that I'd trade my… — Quentin R. Bufogle Fame Copy Share Image
“Be thankful for the little you've got, and a little is all you're gonna get.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Gratitude Copy Share Image
“I wish all those who've found God, would tell the rest of us where he's been hiding.” — Quentin R. Bufogle God Copy Share Image
“Always wanted a girl with a heart-shaped ass. Most of my exes have ass-shaped hearts.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Dating Copy Share Image
“Today someone asked me if that old stereotype about hot-headed Italians is true. I answered this way: About 2,000 years ago, there… — Quentin R. Bufogle Humor Copy Share Image
“If there's no honor among thieves, only a colossal idiot (or fellow thief) would suggest using the honor system to regulate big… — Quentin R. Bufogle Big-banks Copy Share Image
“I was eating a steak at a local restaurant last night, when a random woman said: "Y'know, you'd be much better off… — Quentin R. Bufogle Humor Copy Share Image
“If Heaven actually exists, I don't need anyone to be my real estate broker. After all, what is religion but an attempt… — Quentin R. Bufogle Atheism Copy Share Image
“It's a random universe. Shit happens. Good people get stage 4 cancer and dipshits win the lottery. There is no justice. Everything… — Quentin R. Bufogle Atheism Copy Share Image
“I want an avowed atheist in the White House. When time comes to push that button, I want whoever's making the decision… — Quentin R. Bufogle Atheism Copy Share Image
“Writing is the dragon that lives underneath my floorboards. The one I incessantly feed for fear it may turn and devour my… — Quentin R. Bufogle Fear Copy Share Image
“Forget the National Debt Clock. We need an electronic billboard to track all the daily shootings in this country. I'm really sick… — Quentin R. Bufogle Amendment Copy Share Image
“And so once again peace reigned in his kitchen cabinet. The voices he'd been hearing as he lie in bed stopped. His… — Quentin R. Bufogle Peace Copy Share Image
“Packy watched her walk away, her perfect heart-shaped rear end testing the confines of her tight black dress. There was a God.… — Quentin R. Bufogle Flamingo Copy Share Image
“Religious freedom doesn't include the freedom to disregard the law and restrict another's freedom to believe and act differently. No one's forcing… — Quentin R. Bufogle Atheism Copy Share Image
“Chester watched it shining clearly above the picnic grounds. Soon an astronaut would step down off the LEM of Apollo 11 and… — Quentin R. Bufogle Apollo 11 Copy Share Image
“99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.” — Quentin R. Bufogle 1 percent Copy Share Image
“If you're gonna burn a bridge behind you, make sure you've crossed it first.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Bridge Copy Share Image
“I used to be a hopeless romantic. Now I'm just hopeless.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Hopeless Copy Share Image
“After listening to Rick Santorum, I'm now for late-term abortions (say up to age 53).” — Quentin R. Bufogle Abortion Copy Share Image
“Ask for my trust before it's been earned and you've already lost it.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Earned Copy Share Image
“People ask what's up with this writing business? What do I hope to accomplish? I tell 'em I'm just a brick mason;… — Quentin R. Bufogle Business Copy Share Image
“As with most things, my approach to writing has been entirely ass-backwards. I first had to become everything but a writer --… — Quentin R. Bufogle Writing Copy Share Image
“If you're a CEO of Big Pharma who raises the price of a life-saving drug 600%, it's not competition you lack, it's… — Quentin R. Bufogle Ceos Copy Share Image
“Our love affair with guns has nothing to do with tyranny, or militias, or self-preservation. Just ask any NRA member the following:… — Quentin R. Bufogle Assault weapons ban Copy Share Image
“MY ASS IS WORTH MORE THAN YOUR INCONVENIENCE ... that's my response to anyone opposed to universal background checks. If Ted Nugent… — Quentin R. Bufogle 2nd-amendment Copy Share Image
