“If a person has no conscience, it's called being a sociopath. If a corporation has no conscience, it's called capitalism.” — Quentin R. Bufogle 99-percent Copy Share Image
“Be thankful for the little you've got, and a little is all you're gonna get.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Thankful Copy Share Image
“After listening to Rick Santorum, I'm now for late-term abortions (say up to age 53).” — Quentin R. Bufogle Abortion Copy Share Image
“It's a random universe. Shit happens. Good people get stage 4 cancer and dipshits win the lottery. There is no justice. Everything… — Quentin R. Bufogle Atheism Copy Share Image
“If there's no honor among thieves, only a colossal idiot (or fellow thief) would suggest using the honor system to regulate big… — Quentin R. Bufogle Big-banks Copy Share Image
“Literature today is like elevator music for a narcoleptic.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Books Copy Share Image
“A friend told me that one day he and I would be rich and famous. I told him that I'd trade my… — Quentin R. Bufogle Fame Copy Share Image
“Forget the National Debt Clock. We need an electronic billboard to track all the daily shootings in this country. I'm really sick… — Quentin R. Bufogle Credit card Copy Share Image
“I must give myself permission not to like myself. It's ok. Plenty of other people don't like me either. And I have… — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“I was planning on procrastinating today . . . but never got around to it.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“I want an avowed atheist in the White House. When time comes to push that button, I want whoever's making the decision… — Quentin R. Bufogle Atheism Copy Share Image
“One thing I love about politicians; they won't allow the truth to be obscured by a bunch of facts.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Politics Copy Share Image
“There are no sacred cows -- just ask Ronald McDonald.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Ronald mcdonald Copy Share Image
“Packy watched her walk away, her perfect heart-shaped rear end testing the confines of her tight black dress. There was a God.… — Quentin R. Bufogle Flamingo Copy Share Image
“And so once again peace reigned in his kitchen cabinet. The voices he'd been hearing as he lie in bed stopped. His… — Quentin R. Bufogle Peace Copy Share Image
“Writing is the dragon that lives underneath my floorboards. The one I incessantly feed for fear it may turn and devour my… — Quentin R. Bufogle Fear Copy Share Image
“I was eating a steak at a local restaurant last night, when a random woman said: "Y'know, you'd be much better off… — Quentin R. Bufogle Humor Copy Share Image
“Chester watched it shining clearly above the picnic grounds. Soon an astronaut would step down off the LEM of Apollo 11 and… — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“I wish all those who've found God, would tell the rest of us where he's been hiding.” — Quentin R. Bufogle God Copy Share Image
“Today someone asked me if that old stereotype about hot-headed Italians is true. I answered this way: About 2,000 years ago, there… — Quentin R. Bufogle Humor Copy Share Image
“Lately the muse has been treating me like Ike treated Tina.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Inspiration Copy Share Image
“Before you're allowed to own a .44, your IQ should be higher than .44.” — Quentin R. Bufogle 2nd-amendment Copy Share Image
“Religious freedom doesn't include the freedom to disregard the law and restrict another's freedom to believe and act differently. No one's forcing… — Quentin R. Bufogle Atheism Copy Share Image
“If Heaven actually exists, I don't need anyone to be my real estate broker. After all, what is religion but an attempt… — Quentin R. Bufogle Atheism Copy Share Image
