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““Today someone asked me if that old stereotype about hot-headed Italians is true. I answered this way: About 2,000 years ago, there was a guy running around hollering about peace & love ... and we nailed his ass to a cross! (Hope that answers your fuckin' question!)””

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“If a person has no conscience, it's called being a sociopath. If a corporation has no conscience, it's called capitalism.”

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“Be thankful for the little you've got, and a little is all you're gonna get.”

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“After listening to Rick Santorum, I'm now for late-term abortions (say up to age 53).”

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“It's a random universe. Shit happens. Good people get stage 4 cancer and dipshits win the lottery. There is no justice. Everything doesn't always…

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“If there's no honor among thieves, only a colossal idiot (or fellow thief) would suggest using the honor system to regulate big banks and…

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“Literature today is like elevator music for a narcoleptic.”

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“A friend told me that one day he and I would be rich and famous. I told him that I'd trade my half of…

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“Everything's a bad metaphor for sex.”

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“Forget the National Debt Clock. We need an electronic billboard to track all the daily shootings in this country. I'm really sick of listening…

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“I must give myself permission not to like myself. It's ok. Plenty of other people don't like me either. And I have much higher…

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“I was planning on procrastinating today . . . but never got around to it.”

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“I want an avowed atheist in the White House. When time comes to push that button, I want whoever's making the decision to understand…

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“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,…

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“I only have two words to say More or Less”

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“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor”

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