1 percent Quote by Quentin R. Bufogle Download Open image ““99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.”” — Quentin R. Bufogle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare 1 percent 99-percent Alcohol Drinking Drinking quotes Humorous-quotations Humorous-quotes Money Money happiness Money quotes Money-issues Problem solving
“To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems” — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
“Most people's problems would be solved if they would only give more things a chance.” — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
“Ain’t nobody gonna separate from their cold hard cash unless they have an unresolved problem, so if you want to make money, you have… — Amber Hurdle Copy Share Image
“The way we look at a problem can help us solve half of the problem itself!” — Avijeet Das Copy Share Image
When money is seen as a solution for every problem, money itself becomes the problem. — Richard J. Needham Copy Share Image
“So many problems, however infinitely varied they first appear, turn out to be matters of money. I can't tell you how much this offends… — Karen Joy Fowler Copy Share Image
“[Alcohol] cures everything, except for stupidity, which is an epidemic on the rise.” — Carlos Ruiz Zafón Copy Share Image
“Money sure does fix things, doesn't it? Except for things that can't be fixed. Like broken hearts.” — Alex Flinn Copy Share Image
“If a person has no conscience, it's called being a sociopath. If a corporation has no conscience, it's called capitalism.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“Be thankful for the little you've got, and a little is all you're gonna get.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“After listening to Rick Santorum, I'm now for late-term abortions (say up to age 53).” — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“It's a random universe. Shit happens. Good people get stage 4 cancer and dipshits win the lottery. There is no justice. Everything doesn't always… — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“If there's no honor among thieves, only a colossal idiot (or fellow thief) would suggest using the honor system to regulate big banks and… — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“A friend told me that one day he and I would be rich and famous. I told him that I'd trade my half of… — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“Forget the National Debt Clock. We need an electronic billboard to track all the daily shootings in this country. I'm really sick of listening to all the mouth breathers who soil their camouflage pants every time someone suggests we might have a gun problem. Other countries have crazy, violent people. What they don't have is 300,000,000 WMDs and a gun… — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share
“I must give myself permission not to like myself. It's ok. Plenty of other people don't like me either. And I have much higher… — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“I was planning on procrastinating today . . . but never got around to it.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“I want an avowed atheist in the White House. When time comes to push that button, I want whoever's making the decision to understand that once it's pushed, it's over. Finito. They're not gonna have lunch with Jesus. Won't be deflowering 72 virgins on the great shag carpet of eternity, or reincarnated as a cow. I want someone making that… — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share
Some of the huge tax breaks that we gave to the wealthiest 1 percent of the population in this country during the Bush era… — Danny K. Davis Copy Share Image
“Veblen called it the price-system. Mills called it the Power Elite. It's probably no more than ninety-nine people who don't know what they are… — John Cage Copy Share Image