“Before you're allowed to own a .44, your IQ should be higher than .44.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“MY ASS IS WORTH MORE THAN YOUR INCONVENIENCE ... that's my response to anyone opposed to universal background checks. If Ted Nugent has to wait three days because his wife wants a Howitzer for the backyard -- tough shit! If… — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“If a person has no conscience, it's called being a sociopath. If a corporation has no conscience, it's called capitalism.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“Be thankful for the little you've got, and a little is all you're gonna get.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“After listening to Rick Santorum, I'm now for late-term abortions (say up to age 53).” — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“It's a random universe. Shit happens. Good people get stage 4 cancer and dipshits win the lottery. There is no justice. Everything doesn't always… — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“If there's no honor among thieves, only a colossal idiot (or fellow thief) would suggest using the honor system to regulate big banks and… — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“A friend told me that one day he and I would be rich and famous. I told him that I'd trade my half of… — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“Forget the National Debt Clock. We need an electronic billboard to track all the daily shootings in this country. I'm really sick of listening to all the mouth breathers who soil their camouflage pants every time someone suggests we might have a gun problem. Other countries have crazy, violent people. What they don't have is 300,000,000 WMDs and a gun… — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share
“I must give myself permission not to like myself. It's ok. Plenty of other people don't like me either. And I have much higher… — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“I was planning on procrastinating today . . . but never got around to it.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“I want an avowed atheist in the White House. When time comes to push that button, I want whoever's making the decision to understand that once it's pushed, it's over. Finito. They're not gonna have lunch with Jesus. Won't be deflowering 72 virgins on the great shag carpet of eternity, or reincarnated as a cow. I want someone making that… — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share
