“Since my body is a temple I try to eat only healthy foods. Then again, I am half-Irish and half-German so I… — James Hauenstein Copy Share Image
“Maybe sex with him was a mistake, but on the other hand, some mistakes are like a good margarita—impossible to stop after… — Chloe Lukas Copy Share Image
“Intoxication, like sexual euphoria, is the privilege of the human animal. Sexual frenzy is our compensation for the tedious moments we must… — Roman Payne Copy Share Image
Raise a glass to those of you who don't wield a one thousand pound weapon, driving home locked and loaded. — Megan Grabiec Copy Share Image
Me quit drinking? only time I go to the Betty Ford Center is to laugh at the quitters. — Tru Muse Copy Share Image
“Beer is man's drink. Water is God's drink. Wine is everyone's drink. Whiskey is the Devil's soup.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“You can find a temporary happiness in things like drinking liquor or smoking a joint. But the true one comes when you… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“Intoxication, like sexual euphoria, is the privilege of the human animal.” — Roman Payne Copy Share Image
“Two things a man can't hide; that he is drunk and that he is in love.” — Aman Jassal Copy Share Image
“I will be doing two things tonight well . . . 1, Drinking in your establishment and 2, Growing my Hair Long” — Kevin Kolenda Copy Share Image
