“The real point of watching television is to forget that you have a brain.” — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
“At the best of times, Father Bain's face resembled a clenched fist.” — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
“A man is known by the company he keeps not by the company he works.” — Gaurav Agnihotri Copy Share Image
“You didn't happen to install Windows when you upgraded me, did you?” — Kelly McCullough Copy Share Image
“99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“Life without risks is like a burrito without Tabasco. Bland, but you’ll still fart.” — Martyn V. Halm Copy Share Image
“Victory! Catherine wanted to pull the front of her top over her head and run around the office making V-signs. Of course… — Michele Gorman Copy Share Image
“Said Opie Read to E.P. Roe, "How do you like Gaboriau?" "I like him very much indeed!" Said E.P. Roe to Opie… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“After we bring food home from the grocery store...Dogs must think we are the greatest hunters ever!” — Ann Taylor Copy Share Image
“I should never do anything pre-coffee. 'It was only a teeny fire,' I told my uncle over the phone.” — Cindy Brown Copy Share Image
“You want to grab something here, Brycin?” he asked, bending over again. Um . . . yeah. Your ass.” — Stacey Marie Brown Copy Share Image
“Hey!” Mena exclaimed “Don’t knock Jeopardy. I love that show” “So do I” Max admitted. “I like it when I know the… — Amanda Kelly Copy Share Image
“Ylvana: “Out of three monsterous children, Hel was the ruler of Helheim, goddess of death.” Jay: “How the Hel did that happen.”… — A.L. Exley Copy Share Image
“I’m looking for mushrooms. Giant ones, specifically of the deadly poisonous variety.” “How come?” “Monday is Teacher Appreciation Day, and I was… — P.J. Bracegirdle Copy Share Image
“Giving the rugged repairman the eye was one thing -- but Charity had no intention of snogging away a whole rainy afternoon… — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
“The other shoppers were too well behaved to stare at the green-headed stoner and the tear-streaked lady zigzagging up the aisles with… — Amy Goldman Koss Copy Share Image
“There is nothing more stimulating to the senses than that of a female body freshly emerged from a steaming hot shower, bathed… — Mark W Boyer Copy Share Image
“Aggression in a dog is similar to aggression in a human. We re both scared of what we don't understand, and our… — Andre Gatling Copy Share Image
“To my fellow authors heed these words with much importance, " It is redundant for a true writer to sell their soul… — Marcus G Monroe Copy Share Image
“What if you stumble, trip, and fall on your face? But wait, darling, what if you spread those wings and soar to… — lifeispositive.com Copy Share Image
“I’m insane, Jorie thought. She saw herself lying in a hospital bed, her wallet and valuables gone. When asked why she got… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
“So, Shannon,” she said as she put on her seat belt. “Tell me all about yourself.” I hated to hear that question.… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
“At around 6:00 a.m., April 30, 1987, we were awakened by a loud bull horn while inside our rented mobile home at… — Frazier Glenn Miller Copy Share Image
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a… — Brandy Potter Copy Share Image
“Let’s get to our site,” Anne said. “I’m gonna need a nap before the hunt…and lunch.” “Do you wish you would’ve gotten… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
“Take a moment to breathe in all that excitement 'cause, baby, you're just warming up the show! You haven't even skimmed the… — lifeispositive.com Copy Share Image
“Did you know the Brits have a dish called “neeps and tatties” and not a single one of the four British people… — Allison Robicelli Copy Share Image
