Humorous-quotes Quote by Scott B. Pruden Download Open image ““F***ing triffids.”” — Scott B. Pruden ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous-quotes Immaculate-deception Near-future Satire Science fiction Southern-authors
“Sometimes, the f***ing you get just ain't worth the f***ing you get.” — Anne Cheney Copy Share Image
“And whowasit youwasit propped the pot in the yard and whatinthe nameofsen lukeareyou rubbinthe sideofthe flureofthe lobbywith Shite! will you have a plateful? Tak.” — James Joyce Copy Share Image
“Nothing helps your partner keep his mind on Jesus more than having a sign of His love tanned on your primary erogenous zones.” — Scott B. Pruden Copy Share Image
“By the standards of a tourist strolling past looking for a quick lunch, the place was a dive. The sign on the window was… — Scott B. Pruden Copy Share Image
“The ultimate downfall of the computerized holographic receptionist was that there was no amount of flattery, flirtation or chocolate that could convince one to… — Scott B. Pruden Copy Share Image
“I bet she thought she was getting into a fight with a vanilla wafer on roller skates but little did she know she was… — Andrea Portes Copy Share Image
“Can a person really love someone so deeply after only a week? Hello? Cliche much for insta-love?” — Christy Pastore Copy Share Image
“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
“... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“It’s a vampire cabal and I’m feeling like the odd human out…or lunch.” — Heather McVea Copy Share Image
“I hope I know my own unworthiness, and that I hate and despise myself and all my fellow-creatures as every practicable Christian should.” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
