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Boggle with sex addicts is up there with go-kart racing with junkies. — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
“Ah! good Sir! no Whores before Dinner, I beseech you." [ Love's Last Shift ]” — Colley Cibber Copy Share Image
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“[...] with the protecting sky in all its splendour and the golden sun blazing forth against a backdrop of crystalline blue, to… — José Saramago Copy Share Image
It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues. — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
The greatest books in Russian literature are satires. Gogol's Dead Souls, for example, is a very over-the-top satire about life in Russia.… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
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“The connection between vice and meanness is a fit subject for satire, but when the satire is a fact, it cuts with… — Thomas Paine Copy Share Image
“Obama's plan for "change": Let's do everything Bush did, only with more suck! Because it just didn't suck badly enough the first… — Michel Templet Copy Share Image
Respect for religion' has become a code phrase meaning 'fear of religion'. Religions, like all other ideas, deserve criticism, satire, and, yes,… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
Truth is quite beyond the reach of satire. There is so brave a simplicity in her that she can no more be… — James Russell Lowell Copy Share Image
“Every student should know that statues are meant for sitting. If we're to endure their terrible old faces leering at us, the… — Henry H. Neff Copy Share Image
“They who suspect a Mephistophiles, or sneering, satirical devil, under all, have not learned the secret of true humor, which sympathizes with… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
“True, beneath the human façade, I was an interloper, an alien whose ship had crashed beyond hope of repair in the backwoods… — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
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I'm a human person, so I do have some sort of compassion for even the people I'm mocking. But at the end… — Randy Rainbow Copy Share Image
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“His life was now the life of a collector, and that gave it meaning. Evening after evening he would count and arrange… — Karel Čapek Copy Share Image
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“Mr Kingsley begins then by exclaiming- 'O the chicanery, the wholesale fraud, the vile hypocrisy, the conscience-killing tyranny of Rome! We have… — John Henry Newman Copy Share Image
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“[Uh-oh, it's bath time for Calvin.] MOM, who sits in the living room, has turned toward the door. Very likely she is… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
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