Comedy Quote by Colley Cibber Download Open image ““Ah! good Sir! no Whores before Dinner, I beseech you." [ Love's Last Shift ]”” — Colley Cibber ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Dinner Entertainment Humor Love Satire Whores
“Yes, my enormous sexual appetite tends to scare men away. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find my dinner date.” — Stacia Kane Copy Share Image
“She bared her teeth at me. “Screw you, shifter!” “Ah, is our honeymoon period over so quickly? You wanted to jump my bones just… — Cori Moore Copy Share Image
“I'm waiting for her to say "Craig, what you need to do is X" and for the Shift to occur. I want there to… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“You're not driving home if it's late, though. I am accustomed to dropping my women off at their door," he snickered because he knew… — S.W. Frank Copy Share Image
“Now this I know what to do with. You’ve been my bride. I promise to spend all night making you my wife.” — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
“We returned to the hotel and had intercourse. I like that word intercourse . It poses only a limited range of possibilities.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“You saving it for marriage?” I ask She tilts that proud little chin up and scoots away from me a bit. “Maybe I am.”… — Brill Harper Copy Share Image
When we are conscious of the least comparative merit in ourselves, we should take as much care to conceal the value we set upon… — Colley Cibber Copy Share Image
“Tea! thou soft, thou sober, sage, and venerable liquid,... thou female tongue-running, smile-smoothing, heart-opening, wind-tippling cordial, to whose glorious insipidity I owe the happiest… — Colley Cibber Copy Share Image
The happy have whole days, and those they choose. The unhappy have but hours, and those they lose. — Colley Cibber Copy Share Image
The aspiring youth that fired the Ephesian domeOutlives in fame the pious fool that rais'd it. — Colley Cibber Copy Share Image
What have I done? What horrid crime committed? To me the worst of crimes-outliv'd my liking. — Colley Cibber Copy Share Image
Then let not what I cannot have My cheer of mind destroy. Whilst thus I sing, I am a king, Although a poor blind… — Colley Cibber Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want people to laugh at me. That's why I have to give all that I can, and at least produce something that… — Zhao Wei Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny. — Michael Jai White Copy Share Image
I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny. — Lil Rel Howery Copy Share Image
Oh to that corkscrew, the useful tool to unlock the treasure of wit, the treasury of laughter, the front door of fellowship, and the… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image