“If sensing so badly of yourself you also sense a need to knock the sense out of me to sense that, then… — Brian Spellman Common sense Copy Share Image
“The jury returned with a verdict of "Don't ask me, I wasn't there," and was excused.” — Brian Spellman Absurd Copy Share Image
“I don't like peoples, only persons among peoples. I've developed an allergy against being outnumbered, a price for originality.” — Brian Spellman Creativity Copy Share Image
“My secret to maintaining a youthful appearance? Immaturity.” — Brian Spellman Humor Copy Share Image
“I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back.” — Brian Spellman Arrogance Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a case deserving Capital Punishment, it's for this white lie.” — Brian Spellman Absurd Copy Share Image
“Self talk and self prayer: When you audible the first and correctly interpret, the white coats correct you in a nuthouse. When… — Brian Spellman Atheism Copy Share Image
“90% of life is showing up. I'm staying home to wait for the other 10%.” — Brian Spellman Humor Copy Share Image
“If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?” — Brian Spellman Confusion Copy Share Image
“Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.” — Brian Spellman Double entendre Copy Share Image
