Health Quote by Brian Spellman Download Open image ““An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay.”” — Brian Spellman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Health Humor Illness Paraprosdokian Puns
“But I seem to recall that you can rub the outside of an apple until it shines without ever eradicating the worm within.” — Lauren Baratz-Logsted Copy Share Image
“Sure, I'd like to lose some weight, but a tapeworm is the last way I'd like to do it, except becoming a prisoner of… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
“To miss you is the weight of apples, fallen among the bent grasses at night, an organ whose machinery is pulp.” — Adam Dickinson Copy Share Image
“I stand holding the apple in both hands. It feels precious, like a heavy treasure. I lift it up and smell it. It has… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“Whilst stay-at-home persons are searching for truth, the apple will stay on the tree.” — Lev Shestov Copy Share Image
“An apple’s core principle it to not get eaten. And who wants to eat the core of an apple anyway?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The apple doesn't fall far from the tree......unless that tree's growing on top of a hill.” — John DePrey Copy Share Image
“If sensing so badly of yourself you also sense a need to knock the sense out of me to sense that, then I sense… — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
“The jury returned with a verdict of "Don't ask me, I wasn't there," and was excused.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
“I don't like peoples, only persons among peoples. I've developed an allergy against being outnumbered, a price for originality.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
“I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
A thing of beauty is a joy for ever;It's loveliness increase;it will never pass into nothingness;but still will keep a bower quiet for us,and… — John Keats Copy Share Image
Advances in technology will continue to reach far into every sector of our economy. Future job and economic growth in industry, defense, transportation, agriculture,… — Christopher Bond Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
I believe in taxation and health care that is outside the usual libertarian mandate, because I don't want people to have to suffer. It's… — Neil Peart Copy Share Image
The vast majority of organizations today have more than enough intelligence, experience and knowledge to be successful. What they lack is organizational health. — Patrick Lencioni Copy Share Image
Leaders need to compromise, negotiate with members of both parties and ideologies, and reform health care the right way - by developing a strong… — Charles Boustany Copy Share Image
As an adventurer...I try to protect against the downside. I make sure I have covered as many eventualities as I can. In the end,… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
Mental health is an issue close to my heart - an issue, indeed, I've covered repeatedly for Channel 4 News. — Cathy Newman Copy Share Image
If you’re going to die on screen, you’ve got to be strong and in good health. — Greta Garbo Copy Share Image
Not only is a healthy America a strong America - it's vital to our national defense. — John E. James Copy Share Image