“Doc Webster's eyes rolled briefly, like loaded dice, and came up snake eyes.” — Spider Robinson Copy Share Image
In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy. — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
“Goodreads.com is actually about fiction not dreading goo. But I have a profile there, anyway...” — Michael A. Arnzen Copy Share Image
“Would I laugh?" "Matter of fact, you would," says Zeb. "Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking.” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“Impersonating a quiet, gentle librarian like Barbara Gordon--You deserve to be taken out of circulation!” — Karl Kesel Copy Share Image
Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them. — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
“I said never mix business with pleasure. They said it was a pleasure doing business with me.” — Nikhil Sharda Copy Share Image
I'd like my super power to be puns; I'd like to be great at puns: pun power. Then I could go on… — Chris O'Dowd Copy Share Image
“I found my destination a few miles outside Swelling: a lone, squat, brown bar called The Inn of the Line...The place looked… — Elliott James Copy Share Image
“Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
“ Do You Come Here Often?' and 'Be Part of the Action' Have Become Clichéd "Coast Guard Sees Increasing Need for Icebreakers"—headline,… — James Taranto Copy Share Image
“Another phenomenon, still more strikingly modern, was a package of lucifer matches, which, in old times, would have been thought actually to… — Nathaniel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
“...you mustn’t pun, Brumm, puns are produced only in vacant minds. Keep high thoughts and visions of delightful things before you and… — John Davidson Copy Share Image
“I’m mysterious,” Kaladin said. “I used to think you were. Then I found out you don’t like good puns—it’s truly possible to… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... we tried to joke but neither could make any sense. We realized that puns… — Marshall Ramsay Copy Share Image
“How are you going to make it move? It doesn't have a – " "Be very quiet," advised the duke, "for it… — Norton Juster Copy Share Image
Maybe because English is my second language, maybe I just translate mundane clichés from the Welsh language and they sound original in… — Gruff Rhys Copy Share Image
“When I stayed here, Tea-riffic kind of reminded me of being back at your parents’ shop. It’s a nice spot.” “Tea-riffic?” I… — Julie Abe Copy Share Image
“Anyway, my writer gang: they kind of did their comedy apprenticeship with me and, during that period, when they were young and… — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
My being a writer and playing Scrabble are connected. If I have a good writing day, I'll take a break and play… — Meg Wolitzer Copy Share Image
“Let us cry for the spilt milk , by all means, if by doing so we learn how to avoid spilling any… — Maria Amparo Ruiz De Burton Copy Share Image
“Presently Jack Pumpkinhead became uneasy. "I wonder if riding through the air is liable to spoil pumpkins," he said. "Not unless you… — L. Frank Baum Copy Share Image
“One of Lucy's admirers took to her, apparently." "Took to her?" echoes William, his own feelings for Sugar causing him to construe… — Michel Faber Copy Share Image
“I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes. — Ryan North Copy Share Image
“If I had to pick another career, I'd be an optometrist for potatoes. That's where the money is.” — Peter Wisan Copy Share Image
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
I like really bad puns - proper, red-top, nasty puns - I find them funny. — Johnny Flynn Copy Share Image
“Why would you want to go up there, when people are dying to get down here?” — Tim Burton Copy Share Image
