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Greg Proops

(1959) Television Actor United States

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Greg Proops is a television actor from the United States, best known for The smartest book in the world.

Quick Facts About Greg Proops

Born: October 3, 1959
Nationality: United States
Profession: Television Actor
Notable works: The smartest book in the world

About Greg Proops

Gregory Everett Proops is an American actor, stand-up comedian and television host. He is widely known for his work on the British and American versions of Whose Line Is It Anyway?. He has also voiced the titular character on the American version of Bob the Builder: Project: Build It in series 10 to 14.

Biography source: Wikipedia

Quotes by Greg Proops

I love the nightlife. I like to boogie.

Boogie

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Talking to the British about sex is like talking to Americans about reading. Nobody does it so why talk about it?

British

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I did stand up first in high school, joined an improv group in college, kept doing stand up after that, no one…

College

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“How come we got the grumpy boat of bandy-legged Puritans? How come we didn't get the Italian party boat with the cappuccino…

Computers

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In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy.

Beautiful

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If you want to live in 'white world,' if you want to experience the stultifying boredom and penetrating ennui that homogeneity can…

Boredom

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I see guys dressing like they're in college - and they're not. I don't want to be that guy.

College

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Glasses are for the brave. I do not need to pretend that I am sighted. People who need glasses and don't wear…

Brave

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Contact lenses are for vain, weak-willed piglets who swan around showing off: 'Look everybody, I can see without spectacles. No one at…

Assuming

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People will really believe anything. You may have noticed this. It’s not just me. Look around.

Believe

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I don't come on to seduce the audience. I don't care if everyone laughs. I can't think about that anymore. If there's…

Audience

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I'm old and my knowledge is strictly horizontal.

Horizontal

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I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.

Animal

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I wear glasses. That's how you'll know me. I am the speccy one.... And I am proud.

Glasses

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Don't yell at people. Stand up for what's right. Put yourself in the other persons place. Respect women. Don't take no for…

Answers

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How would you like to make money in real estate?

Estates

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I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an orphanage, cancer ward, whatever.

Cancer

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“Whoo! Heidi! Little goat girl, you are kicking the jam. You've got my lederhosen in a situation.”

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I would never advocate the use of dope because, you know, I'm not a professional athlete and I don't have access to…

Access

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Don't say 'No,' say 'Gilbert,' ladies and gentlemen.

Gentleman

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“People are tired of this mainstream shit; television and radio is ghastly and the public can smell the corporate meeting. When you…

Media

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Think about everything you read and everything you see. The one thing we can learn from all the horrible things that have…

Happened

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We don't know anything about Scottish history. All we know is that an American guy painted his face blue and somehow they…

American guys

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Yo. I'm from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin'.

Beverly hills

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Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.

Casinos

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