Quote by Greg Proops Download Open image ““Wine me, dine me, Deep Space Nine me.”” — Greg Proops ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Drink deep the cup of life; take it's dark wine into your soul. For it passes round the table only once.” — Jack McDevitt Copy Share Image
“I'm sitting with my friends getting drunk again on wine, and I think about you” — Kate Nash Copy Share Image
“I can make you mine, taste your lips of wine, anytime night or day, only trouble is, gee wiz, I'm dreaming my life away...” — Everly Brothers Copy Share Image
“Then wine me, dine me and sixty-nine me,” she growled. “Feel free to reverse the order.” — Susan Gabriel Copy Share Image
“I still remember that day; you- drinking wine with your lips closed, kissing the bottle, I- watching more wine oozing out than you can… — Arka Datta Copy Share Image
Talking to the British about sex is like talking to Americans about reading. Nobody does it so why talk about it? — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
I did stand up first in high school, joined an improv group in college, kept doing stand up after that, no one could deter… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
“How come we got the grumpy boat of bandy-legged Puritans? How come we didn't get the Italian party boat with the cappuccino makers and… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy. — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
If you want to live in 'white world,' if you want to experience the stultifying boredom and penetrating ennui that homogeneity can bring, you… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
I see guys dressing like they're in college - and they're not. I don't want to be that guy. — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
Glasses are for the brave. I do not need to pretend that I am sighted. People who need glasses and don't wear them are… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
Contact lenses are for vain, weak-willed piglets who swan around showing off: 'Look everybody, I can see without spectacles. No one at first glance… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
People will really believe anything. You may have noticed this. It’s not just me. Look around. — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
I don't come on to seduce the audience. I don't care if everyone laughs. I can't think about that anymore. If there's anything that… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
