Believe Quote by Greg Proops

“People will really believe anything. You may have noticed this. It’s not just me. Look around.”

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Talking to the British about sex is like talking to Americans about reading. Nobody does it so why talk about it?

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In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy.

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I see guys dressing like they're in college - and they're not. I don't want to be that guy.

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Glasses are for the brave. I do not need to pretend that I am sighted. People who need glasses and don't wear them are…

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Contact lenses are for vain, weak-willed piglets who swan around showing off: 'Look everybody, I can see without spectacles. No one at first glance…

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I don't come on to seduce the audience. I don't care if everyone laughs. I can't think about that anymore. If there's anything that…

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I'm old and my knowledge is strictly horizontal.

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I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.

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I understand that it's the music that keeps me alive... That's my lifeblood. And to give that up for, like, the TV, the cars,…

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I don't really like too much credit. I know nobody's going to believe this, but I'd rather be able to score goals and nobody…

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Never underestimate the power of the human mind to believe what it wants to believe, no matter the conflicting evidence.

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That's why I don't generally talk about endorsements because I don't believe we have to tell people who to vote for.

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