Find me Quote by Greg Proops Download Open image “If you do not find me funny, that is your problem and I am not going away.” — Greg Proops ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Find me Funny Going away Humor Ifs Problem
What's funny isn't really me. What I do is point out what I find funny in others. — Michael Pena Copy Share Image
I'm a funny guy. You've got to be able to make fun of yourself. We only live once. — Jon Pardi Copy Share Image
Like, I feel like I'm funny, despite the fact that I keep getting rejected by people less funny than me. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect… — Fanny Brice Copy Share Image
I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else. — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much. — Jemima Kirke Copy Share Image
Talking to the British about sex is like talking to Americans about reading. Nobody does it so why talk about it? — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
I did stand up first in high school, joined an improv group in college, kept doing stand up after that, no one could deter… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
“How come we got the grumpy boat of bandy-legged Puritans? How come we didn't get the Italian party boat with the cappuccino makers and… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy. — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
If you want to live in 'white world,' if you want to experience the stultifying boredom and penetrating ennui that homogeneity can bring, you… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
I see guys dressing like they're in college - and they're not. I don't want to be that guy. — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
Glasses are for the brave. I do not need to pretend that I am sighted. People who need glasses and don't wear them are… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
Contact lenses are for vain, weak-willed piglets who swan around showing off: 'Look everybody, I can see without spectacles. No one at first glance… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
People will really believe anything. You may have noticed this. It’s not just me. Look around. — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
I don't come on to seduce the audience. I don't care if everyone laughs. I can't think about that anymore. If there's anything that… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
You usually find me writing what I like to think of as intelligent summer action and genre films. — Max Landis Copy Share Image
I'm a mix; I'm sure some of my Canadian friends find me very American, both in person and on the page. — James Arthur Copy Share Image
Our perception of space alters the space. It is consciousness that finds meanings in all spaces — Tarthang Tulku Copy Share Image
Meaning. If you're going to die, you want to find meaning in life. You want to connect the dots. — Franny Billingsley Copy Share Image
Paper or razor blade, never give up And just remember just to hold out more A couple years ago I couldn't just control that… — Ed Sheeran Copy Share Image
We can find meaning and reward by serving some higher purpose than ourselves, a shining purpose, the illumination of a Thousand Points of Light...We… — George H. W. Bush Copy Share Image
Everyone knows I drink a lot of Diet Coke, so...I drink chocolate milk after races as my recovery drink, and you won't ever find… — Kristin Armstrong Copy Share Image
My day job finds me in a double-bind often, and it's an ideal position for anyone interested in becoming highly reactive. — Kevin Drumm Copy Share Image
How did you find me anyway." "For all that I must keep reminding you that I am not a bloodhound, it's true that on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here I am in a rabbit run, here I am in a valley of pine, waiting for you to find me. I could pretend… — Richard Siken Copy Share Image
Witch, do this for me, Find me a moon made of longing. Then cut it sliver thin, and having cut it, hang it high… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
