Arizona Quote by Greg Proops Download Open image “Arizona changes its state motto to Damn, it's hot.” — Greg Proops ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Arizona Damn Hot Motto States
I think it might honestly be time for the Sunshine State to officially change its motto to the Worst State. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I love Arizona. I was raised right. Somebody has to go to Washington and knock the hell out of the place. — Ben Quayle Copy Share Image
Arizona has a very, very special place in my heart. I love people of Arizona. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
“I ain't movin' to Arizona! Dammit, there is nothin' there but gravel and scorpions.” — Mary Doria Russell Copy Share Image
“I’m a Colorado boy at heart, even though my surrounding body is like the landmass containing the encircling 47 states. But I love like… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Talking to the British about sex is like talking to Americans about reading. Nobody does it so why talk about it? — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
I did stand up first in high school, joined an improv group in college, kept doing stand up after that, no one could deter… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
“How come we got the grumpy boat of bandy-legged Puritans? How come we didn't get the Italian party boat with the cappuccino makers and… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy. — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
If you want to live in 'white world,' if you want to experience the stultifying boredom and penetrating ennui that homogeneity can bring, you… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
I see guys dressing like they're in college - and they're not. I don't want to be that guy. — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
Glasses are for the brave. I do not need to pretend that I am sighted. People who need glasses and don't wear them are… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
Contact lenses are for vain, weak-willed piglets who swan around showing off: 'Look everybody, I can see without spectacles. No one at first glance… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
People will really believe anything. You may have noticed this. It’s not just me. Look around. — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
I don't come on to seduce the audience. I don't care if everyone laughs. I can't think about that anymore. If there's anything that… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
No man-made structure in all of American history has been hated so much, by so many, for so long, with such good reason, as… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
Fifty thousand people in Mexico have been murdered. Puerto Penasco, 60 miles south of our border, just had five people and a police officer… — Jan Brewer Copy Share Image
I didn't know much about the Mexican gray wolf before January 2011, when we contributed a flight in our Pilatus PC12 to the effort… — Joy Covey Copy Share Image
I went to Phoenix, Arizona for 'Angel Unchained,' and they'd hire the bike gang from Phoenix to be extras in the movie. — Larry Bishop Copy Share Image
Sarah Palin is brilliant. She is a media magnet and a media magnate. She creates headlines and draws crowds wherever she goes, whether it's… — Mark McKinnon Copy Share Image
Arizona just became the 15th state to approve medical marijuana. So I give it three days before they stop caring about the whole immigration… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
If liberals had been in charge of the Arizona memorial, it would probably have featured an exhaustive exhibit about the internment of Japanese Americans… — Mona Charen Copy Share Image
My concerns through the years increased about the concerns of an independent judiciary and how we maintain it. Certainly in the states. I'm a… — Sandra Day O'Connor Copy Share Image
I grew up in rural Arizona. My dad ran a general store. I grew up learning to do more with less. And I have… — Ann Kirkpatrick Copy Share Image
In the empire of desert, water is the king and shadow is the queen. — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image