Quote by Fred Allen Download Open image “Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.” — Fred Allen ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“But to be hanged—is that not unendurable?" Even so, when a man feels that it is reasonable, he goes off and hangs himself.” — Epictetus Copy Share Image
It requires genius to make a good pun - some men of bright parts can't reach it. — Hannah Cowley Copy Share Image
Give me six lines written by the most honorable of men, and I will find an excuse in them to hang him. — Cardinal Richelieu Copy Share Image
If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will… — Cardinal Richelieu Copy Share Image
There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The moment I accept that there's an artistic, redeeming quality in puns, I have a horrible feeling I'll get hooked. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
You can't hang a man for shooting a woman who was trying to steal his horse. — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
“I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a… — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
“(Faces are all important. Without faces it would be impossible to identify our friends. If we had to recognize people by their bodies, we… — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Fred Allen — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help… — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
He writes so well he makes me feel like putting my quill back in my goose. — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year. — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the limbo of yesteryear's happy hours. All that the comedian… — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
