“Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! I'm a much… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk… — Alexei Maxim Russell Copy Share Image
“Still, to paraphrase what John Stuart Mill said about the stupidity of the Tories, while not all people who claim to be… — Geoffrey Nunberg Copy Share Image
“There are so many people in this world to hate good guys rather than to love them.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“We are all stupid assholes; leaving alone and complaining forever.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“He was too busy checking out and checking in, making and breaking plans, buying and losing cell phones, playing computer games and… — Dalma Heyn Copy Share Image
“I cut off his fingers to get him to talk, and when he'd confessed everything I wanted to hear, I had his… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“ON BUSY BASTARDS: A busy bastard can’t stop finding things to do. He never rests and as a result, his staff never… — Colin Powell Copy Share Image
“Pretty people do ugly things. It was one of those laws of nature that Gaia had understood for years. If she ever… — Francine Pascal Copy Share Image
“If you want to have your dreamed husband, you better not wake up; because in real life, all men are assholes.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“We all do have our own reasons for being alone; in my case, I just don’t like wasting my time on some… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“Women who say that they have met the most amazing guy in the world are only saying that because they haven’t lived… — Heather Chapple Copy Share Image
“Narcissists are consumed with maintaining a shallow false self to others. They're emotionally crippled souls that are addicted to attention. Because of… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“It used to be that you could get a lot of recognition by writing about Canada, as long as it was about… — Russell Smith Copy Share Image
“Three things lit her match without fail—abusive assholes, idiots who didn’t use their turn signals, and unannounced shifters moving in on her… — Katherine McIntyre Copy Share Image
“A brilliant jerk is one who is highly competent but whose attitude doesn’t align with company culture. If you end up hiring… — Binod Shankar Copy Share Image
“I measure men by the content of their character, not the color of their skin, and I find all of them are… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
No, I haven't met mr.Right. But I have met, Mr.Liar, Mr.Player, Mr.Asshole and Mr.Scumbag — Amanda Copy Share Image
“It was a genuine revelation, you see," said Aimée to the baron. "They can be killed. The real assholes can be killed.” — Jean-Patrick Manchette Copy Share Image
“Deviation from the word of God is sentimentality and says 'you're right' to this one, and 'you're right' to that one, and… — Milton Rokeach Copy Share Image
