Friends are like assholes, everyone's got one but some are more full of shit than other's! — Diana Carrion Copy Share Image
Love spending time with family no matter how big of assholes they are to me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There are assholes among us, good people, try not to step in their shit...it's deep” — Emma Paul Copy Share Image
The world is not full of assholes. But, they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day. — Genna Rulon Copy Share Image
“Your old man, darlin’, what he said to me, he was fuckin’ right. These assholes would light themselves on fire if I… — Madeline Sheehan Copy Share Image
“Assholes are like weeds, a bitch to get rid of and when you do another one grows back in its place.” — Jonathan Kellerman Copy Share Image
“Bosses are like assholes—everybody’s got one. Well, everyone except the unemployed. But still, bosses are like assholes, in that they are assholes. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“99% of the people you will meet are nice reasonable people and unfortunately 1% are assholes . . . the trick is… — Kevin Kolenda Copy Share Image
“Can’t expect everyone to be on the same page. We’re still humans after all. Some percentage of us are always going to… — James S.A. Corey Copy Share Image
“There's nothing wrong with you, there are just more assholes in this world than good people.” — Travis Simmons Copy Share Image
“Your friends’ parents drive like assholes. Tell them it’s an elementary school parking lot, not downtown fucking Manhattan.” — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
“After girls we talked about the officers, and which ones hated us most that week, and how we never did anything to… — Lisa Henry Copy Share Image
“Aunt Mari says that the assholes in our lives are our biggest blessings." "How so?" "Without them, we'd take the ones who… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I’ve made my life’s work spotting assholes. And you know, I think it’s harder now than ever before because there’s so many… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
“I cut off his fingers to get him to talk, and when he'd confessed everything I wanted to hear, I had his… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“Sorry Raphael. My friends are complete, fucking….” He looked up. I tried to jerk back inside, but it was too late. Cam… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
“You hear this kind of thing, rednecks and their guys and--" "Don't call them that," I say. "They're just assholes. Most people… — Charles de Lint Copy Share Image
“He was too busy checking out and checking in, making and breaking plans, buying and losing cell phones, playing computer games and… — Dalma Heyn Copy Share Image
“It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk… — Alexei Maxim Russell Copy Share Image
“Even the most blatant assholes seemed to function in a state of grace when confronted with the brutal loss of a loved… — Chelsea Cain Copy Share Image
“Looks like he recovered from the wood chipper pretty well. Want me to kick his ass?” “No, I don’t want you to… — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
“Well then, those folks are judgmental assholes,” Liv spat. “You’re more than a fucking label, Z. You’re an amazing chef, a mediocre… — Katherine McIntyre Copy Share Image
“Narcissists are consumed with maintaining a shallow false self to others. They're emotionally crippled souls that are addicted to attention. Because of… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“R.O.TC. kept me away from sports while the other guys practiced every day. They made the school teams, won their letters and… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! I'm a much… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“It used to be that you could get a lot of recognition by writing about Canada, as long as it was about… — Russell Smith Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Democrats must get in touch with their inner asshole. I refer to the case of Van Jones, the man the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
