The day is divided into two important sections: Mealtimes and everything else. — Merrill Markoe Divided Copy Share Image
my mother ... took the fact that my taste differed from hers as a personal insult. — Merrill Markoe Facts Copy Share Image
A wacky, trendy outfit on a guy over 40 indicates he's got big issues. — Merrill Markoe Bigs Copy Share Image
I think people figure out early in their lives what currency they can work in. — Merrill Markoe Currency Copy Share Image
It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone!. — Merrill Markoe Acceptance Copy Share Image
I am deeply grateful for the life I do have. In many ways, I am very fortunate. — Merrill Markoe Fortunate Copy Share Image
Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness. — Merrill Markoe Every moment Copy Share Image
I sometimes look into the face of my dog Stan and see a wistful sadness and existential angst, when all he is… — Merrill Markoe Angst Copy Share Image
“Come on! You must have at least suspected there was someone else," he said. "Couldn't you smell her on his pants?” — Merrill Markoe Suspected Copy Share Image
My goal was always getting my work out in the world, and in many ways, I feel like the luckiest person alive. — Merrill Markoe Alive Copy Share Image
A more complex - but only slightly more original - way to feel out of it is available at the hip and… — Merrill Markoe Available Copy Share Image
As you can imagine this is a very emotional moment for me because Dave promised me many times that I was the… — Merrill Markoe Cheat Copy Share Image
Men who have a lot of charm have it in place of something real that you are eventually going to want from… — Merrill Markoe Charm Copy Share Image
Reality TV has managed to commodify everything we used to think of as the elements of normal life. — Merrill Markoe Elements Copy Share Image
The whole narcissism and echo syndrome is usually the result of early childhood training. Those are very hard habits for anyone to… — Merrill Markoe Break Copy Share Image
I always hated those classic kid movies like Old Yeller or The Yearling where the beloved pet dies. What would be so… — Merrill Markoe Beloved Copy Share Image
My dogs, the only creatures on the planet marked by my singular nurturing imprint, have all turned out to be rude and… — Merrill Markoe Animal Copy Share Image
When you have been writing for a lot of years, you have to make an effort not to start repeating yourself. It… — Merrill Markoe Areas Copy Share Image
whenever I encountered a slide show titled 'Eight Diet Foods That Pack on the Pounds' or 'Celebrity Fashion Fails,' I'd have to… — Merrill Markoe Diets Copy Share Image
It's surely no accident that there are horoscopes in Vogue, Glamour, Mademoiselle, Woman, New Woman, Elle and Cosmo ... but not Sports… — Merrill Markoe Accidents Copy Share Image
I really enjoyed Merrill Markoe's Guide To Glamorous Living, which was a weird hybrid reality/sketch thing I wrote, directed, and hosted, with… — Merrill Markoe Agree Copy Share Image
The phrase "singular incredible life" seems to me that it applies more appropriately to Jane Goodall or David Attenborough, people I regard… — Merrill Markoe Awe Copy Share Image
Beware the cute, hot guy who kind of reminds you of the parent you don't get along with: your cold, distant father… — Merrill Markoe Cold Copy Share Image
Here’s what I learned: First thing in the morning, before I have drowned myself in coffee, while I still have that sleepy… — Merrill Markoe Bees Copy Share Image
In a way, watching an attractive, potentially dangerous guy play guitar is a little like watching a tiger agree to do tricks… — Merrill Markoe Agree Copy Share Image
More than any other personality trait, my mother seemed to be ruled by anger and sadness. She seemed to hate being a… — Merrill Markoe Answers Copy Share Image
“I don't know if you can empathize, but it hurts when someone you love dumps you." "You're joking, right?" said Chuck. "How… — Merrill Markoe Chuck Copy Share Image
“I gotta ask you...why do you always circle before you lie down?" I said. "As opposed to what?" Johnny Depp asked, astonished… — Merrill Markoe Asked Copy Share Image
We are pretty sure that we and our pets share the same reality, until one day we come home to find that… — Merrill Markoe Animal Copy Share Image
“Someone's at the door! Someone's at the door!!!" they both yelled. "I just told you, it's my—" I called, knowing they couldn't… — Merrill Markoe Thank god Copy Share Image
“Younger love, it seemed, was mainly about the idea of potential--the illusion that magical transformations were bound to occur when the person… — Merrill Markoe Change Copy Share Image
“Maybe this is kind of cliche, but animals, well, dogs, are what I do for a living. One reason I like spending… — Merrill Markoe Animal Copy Share Image
Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date. — Merrill Markoe About yourself Copy Share Image
You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me. — Merrill Markoe Animal Copy Share Image
“I'm clear with all my bitches...I hump her till she bites me. Then it's adios bitches, time for BALL.” — Merrill Markoe Bitches Copy Share Image
Of the things I know to be true in life, right at the top of the list of irrefutable truths is, "No… — Merrill Markoe Being true Copy Share Image
They were soul mates, my mother and father. They claimed to adore each other, as if the word 'adore' meant 'argue with… — Merrill Markoe Adore Copy Share Image
our culture is definitely the eighth grade. It's run by eighth-grade boys, and the way these boys show a girl they like… — Merrill Markoe Boys Copy Share Image
I don't like the celebrity gossip culture, and I certainly don't want to contribute to it. I don't care about the Kardashians,… — Merrill Markoe Care Copy Share Image
