More than any other personality trait, my mother seemed to be ruled by anger and sadness. She seemed to hate being a… — Merrill Markoe Answers Copy Share Image
The whole narcissism and echo syndrome is usually the result of early childhood training. Those are very hard habits for anyone to… — Merrill Markoe Break Copy Share Image
Some people know that they are so adorable looking, all they have to do is smile and dress up and they get… — Merrill Markoe Adorable Copy Share Image
A more complex - but only slightly more original - way to feel out of it is available at the hip and… — Merrill Markoe Available Copy Share Image
I really enjoyed Merrill Markoe's Guide To Glamorous Living, which was a weird hybrid reality/sketch thing I wrote, directed, and hosted, with… — Merrill Markoe Agree Copy Share Image
It's surely no accident that there are horoscopes in Vogue, Glamour, Mademoiselle, Woman, New Woman, Elle and Cosmo ... but not Sports… — Merrill Markoe Accidents Copy Share Image
Beware the old man in young guy's clothes. If he's over 35 and comes to pick you up looking as though he's… — Merrill Markoe Clothes Copy Share Image
“Maybe this is kind of cliche, but animals, well, dogs, are what I do for a living. One reason I like spending… — Merrill Markoe Blind people Copy Share Image
Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date. — Merrill Markoe About yourself Copy Share Image
“I'm clear with all my bitches...I hump her till she bites me. Then it's adios bitches, time for BALL.” — Merrill Markoe Time Copy Share Image
Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness. — Merrill Markoe Every moment Copy Share Image
When anyone lacks self-awareness and doesn't recognize their transparencies, it's always funny. — Merrill Markoe Awareness Copy Share Image
They were soul mates, my mother and father. They claimed to adore each other, as if the word 'adore' meant 'argue with… — Merrill Markoe Adore Copy Share Image
A wacky, trendy outfit on a guy over 40 indicates he's got big issues. — Merrill Markoe Bigs Copy Share Image
my mother ... took the fact that my taste differed from hers as a personal insult. — Merrill Markoe Facts Copy Share Image
I’ve made my life’s work spotting assholes. And you know, I think it’s harder now than ever before because there’s so many… — Merrill Markoe Acceptable Copy Share Image
It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone!. — Merrill Markoe Acceptance Copy Share Image
“At least watching dirty movies can be kind of fascinating if they aren't too horribly strange. And even the horribly strange ones… — Merrill Markoe Dirty movie Copy Share Image
When you have been writing for a lot of years, you have to make an effort not to start repeating yourself. It… — Merrill Markoe Areas Copy Share Image
If you begin a conversation about potato salad and find yourself being called a castrating bitch, don't waste your time going around… — Merrill Markoe Communication Copy Share Image
“Come on! You must have at least suspected there was someone else," he said. "Couldn't you smell her on his pants?” — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
“By the time the last of these relationships ended I was such a quaking mass of colliding, exploding neurotransmitter malfunctions that the… — Merrill Markoe Love romance Copy Share Image
Reality TV has managed to commodify everything we used to think of as the elements of normal life. — Merrill Markoe Elements Copy Share Image
As you can imagine this is a very emotional moment for me because Dave promised me many times that I was the… — Merrill Markoe Cheat Copy Share Image
Men, as a general rule, shy away from therapy because there is no obvious way to keep score. — Merrill Markoe Men Copy Share Image
