our culture is definitely the eighth grade. It's run by eighth-grade boys, and the way these boys show a girl they like… — Merrill Markoe Boys Copy Share Image
I always hated those classic kid movies like Old Yeller or The Yearling where the beloved pet dies. What would be so… — Merrill Markoe Beloved Copy Share Image
Whatever behavior you've experienced from people in the past, expect them to do it again and again and again. — Merrill Markoe Again and again Copy Share Image
Of the things I know to be true in life, right at the top of the list of irrefutable truths is, "No… — Merrill Markoe Being true Copy Share Image
I am deeply grateful for the life I do have. In many ways, I am very fortunate. — Merrill Markoe Fortunate Copy Share Image
In a way, watching an attractive, potentially dangerous guy play guitar is a little like watching a tiger agree to do tricks… — Merrill Markoe Agree Copy Share Image
“I have a very hard time getting to rage. I always assume that maybe I've done something wrong and then forgotten about… — Merrill Markoe Guilt Copy Share Image
You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me. — Merrill Markoe Cookies Copy Share Image
We are pretty sure that we and our pets share the same reality, until one day we come home to find that… — Merrill Markoe Boxes Copy Share Image
“Once you get into it, it's all you can think about. Look, I know you don't trust my judgment because I eat… — Merrill Markoe Right now Copy Share Image
Men who have a lot of charm have it in place of something real that you are eventually going to want from… — Merrill Markoe Charm Copy Share Image
“Someone's at the door! Someone's at the door!!!" they both yelled. "I just told you, it's my—" I called, knowing they couldn't… — Merrill Markoe Thank god Copy Share Image
“I gotta ask you...why do you always circle before you lie down?" I said. "As opposed to what?" Johnny Depp asked, astonished… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
Reality television is a scripted hyper-life that employs writers, but won't allow them to call themselves writers or join the union. — Merrill Markoe Hyper Copy Share Image
Here’s what I learned: First thing in the morning, before I have drowned myself in coffee, while I still have that sleepy… — Merrill Markoe Bees Copy Share Image
“Well, there's two kinds of peeing...There's regular peeing, because you have to pee. And then there's auxiliary competitive peeing. For acquiring empire.… — Merrill Markoe Real estate Copy Share Image
Beware the cute, hot guy who kind of reminds you of the parent you don't get along with: your cold, distant father… — Merrill Markoe Cold Copy Share Image
The day is divided into two important sections: Mealtimes and everything else. — Merrill Markoe Divided Copy Share Image
“That's just stupid," said Chuck. "Have a look around at the rest of the animal kingdom lately? I'll have sex with anyone… — Merrill Markoe Animal kingdom Copy Share Image
“Why do you always come in to kiss me while I'm on the toilet?" I asked. "Makes us feel close to you,"… — Merrill Markoe Special things Copy Share Image
My goal was always getting my work out in the world, and in many ways, I feel like the luckiest person alive. — Merrill Markoe Alive Copy Share Image
Conversely, beware the man who does nothing but ask you questions about yourself and offers no information about himself. Not only is… — Merrill Markoe About yourself Copy Share Image
whenever I encountered a slide show titled 'Eight Diet Foods That Pack on the Pounds' or 'Celebrity Fashion Fails,' I'd have to… — Merrill Markoe Diets Copy Share Image
The phrase "singular incredible life" seems to me that it applies more appropriately to Jane Goodall or David Attenborough, people I regard… — Merrill Markoe Awe Copy Share Image
