Real estate Quote by Merrill Markoe

“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.”

— Tammy Blackwell

“I wanted to stop peeing but couldn't, of course. Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop…

— John Green

“Pass on the priveleged, piss on the rest.”

— Patrick Jones

“How empire permeates!”

— Dennis Lee

“We’ll make another kind of empire”

— C.S. Pacat

“Building an empire...one letter in front of the other.”

— Coco J. Ginger

“Don't piss on my Utopia.”

— Theresa Weir

“I searched for something witty to say, settled for bare honesty. "I want to pee.”

— Lili St. Crow

“...if charity begins at home, empire begins in other men's homes.”

— Roger Casement

“PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME. WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT ABOUT HAVING A POT TO PISS IN?”

— Terry Pratchett

“his career had just taken a great leap forward, he was going to pee in his chief's toilet.”

— José Saramago

“To hear you tell it, you'd think man was only put on this earth to keep urinals from going to waste.”

— Barbara Kingsolver