Absurd Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I want to make pants out of tuna fish, to accompany my cottage cheese thighs.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Where is the tuna? Where? Where?”

— Helen Fielding

“Now, a month later, I sit, foggy, a similar state of mind, in a different seafood restaurant with a locals-know-every-secret bar, two happy hour…

— Justin Bog

“I keep a fish in each pocket, and one in my left shoe, so I don’t drown in your love.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Try to keep your line in the water as much as possible. That’s where the fish are.” Best tip I ever got.”

— Kirk Deeter

Percy frowned "You have a feast for tuna?

— Rick Riordan

“I am the egg salad sandwich of love. The only problem is, I’m in the mood for a tuna fish sandwich—hold the mercury.”

— Jarod Kintz

“they bread the chicken fingers in Cap'n Crunch cereal. Yeah. Take a moment to absorb how incredible that is, because once you do, you're…

— Jack Gray

“The waiter repeated, "The cocktails are from Mr Seadon. He asked me to tell you that he thought you'd enjoy them. They are called…

— Milly Silver

“Like the beach glass you guys always brought me. Sometimes I dump it out on my desk and press my ear to the pieces,…

— Sarah Ockler

“Then I’d go pee into a cup—or at least try to. Stupid drug tests! I’ve been taking them for nearly a decade now and…

— Cat Marnell

“You don´t have to let it linger Within the palm of your hand, The tip's already in your finger: All beginning comes to an…

— Ana Claudia Antunes