Quote by Jack Gray

“There are enough people waiting to crap in your cereal without you doing it for them.”

— Meredith Russo

If I have food in the house and I'm laying in bed, I go, 'I bet that Captain Crunch is lonely in the cupboard.'

— Louie Anderson

“I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap’n Crunch and I’d have to take a nap.”

— M.J. McGuire

“I am three forks away from eating all your food with two homeless guys. It’s too bad I only have a suitcase full of…

— Jarod Kintz

“Life ain't all blow jobs and ice cream. Sometimes it's a shit sandwich and a kick in the nuts.”

— Matt Cole

“I grab a snap pea and bite off the end of it, and then I pick up my glass of milk. I'm overwhelmed by…

— Janet Gurtler

“I am a good housekeeper. You can eat off my kitchen floor. Just scoop all the crumbs together and you've got quite a meal.”

— Janene Murphy

“I'm greedy for a second serving of those words. I want a dessert of those words, a soup, a salad. I wanted to salt…

— Alice Randall

“If I were a box of cereal, I wouldn’t want to talk about myself any more than I do now. Just flip me over…

— Jarod Kintz

“If you've done 6 impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe?”

— Douglas Adams

“You've had his dick in your hand and your tongue in his mouth and you can't sit down and eat a bowl of cereal…

— Brooke McKinley

“After the waitress left, I rounded on him. “what, can’t I eat food?” “you could. Probably five or six whole bites before you had…

— Kalayna Price