“Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world.” — M.J. McGuire Bible Copy Share Image
“Is Jimmy Hoffa dead or does he work at the National Enquirer with Elvis and Bigfoot?” — M.J. McGuire Jimmy hoffa Copy Share Image
“The Bread of Life is still better than Chicken Soup for the Soul.” — M.J. McGuire Bread of life Copy Share Image
“Jimmy Hoffa is not dead. He works at the National Enquirer with Elvis and Bigfoot.” — M.J. McGuire Bigfoot Copy Share Image
“I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap’n Crunch and I’d have to take… — M.J. McGuire Books Copy Share Image
“The fool has said in his heart: pass me another Everlasting God-Stopper, please.” — M.J. McGuire Christianity-religion-atheism Copy Share Image
“I recommend you don't attend the wheat and chaff bonfire.” — M.J. McGuire Christianity Copy Share Image
