Christianity-religion-atheism Quote by M.J. McGuire Download Open image ““The fool has said in his heart: pass me another Everlasting God-Stopper, please.”” — M.J. McGuire ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Christianity-religion-atheism Funny quotes Humor quotes Humorist
“Never honor the gods in one breath and take the gods for fools the next.” — Sophocles Copy Share Image
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“God asks us to help each other & be a cheerful giver from your heart to others in need but not to be a… — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
“The fool that willingly provokes a woman, has made himself another evil angel and a new hell to which all other torments are but… — Francis Beaumont Copy Share Image
“In a world of fools, I was, I think, to him one of the greater fools.” — Karen Blixen Copy Share Image
“A fool tries to shut others' mouth instead of listens to his own heart.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world.” — M.J. McGuire Copy Share Image
“Is Jimmy Hoffa dead or does he work at the National Enquirer with Elvis and Bigfoot?” — M.J. McGuire Copy Share Image
“Jimmy Hoffa is not dead. He works at the National Enquirer with Elvis and Bigfoot.” — M.J. McGuire Copy Share Image
“I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap’n Crunch and I’d have to take a nap.” — M.J. McGuire Copy Share Image
“The greatest trick Christianity ever pulled was convincing the world that Satan exists.” — Aaron B. Powell Copy Share Image
“The New Testament was not written by historians with the critical spirit of a Thucydides or a Polybius, but by men moved by the… — Marvin Perry Copy Share Image