Cat Quote by M.J. McGuire Download Open image ““I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.”” — M.J. McGuire ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cat Cats Feline Funny Humor Jokes
“There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, and I have two to myself.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“there’s a cat in a box somewhere who’s alive and dead at the same time (although if they don’t ever open the box to… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Cats have nine lives. Sons do not. Were times when I worried. Worried a lot.” — Ken Cruickshank Copy Share Image
“Nothing can scatter like 3 Siamese cats better than 2 Siamese cats.” — Lilian Jackson Braun Copy Share Image
“Cats have nine lives. Sons do not. There were times when I worried. Worried a lot.” — Ken Cruickshank Copy Share Image
“Schrödinger’s cat was a Siamese cat, must have been, because if it’s at once alive and dead, it’s a zombie, and the only zombie… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I never had a cat again. I still like cats, though I decided at the time that that poor little cat who climbed the… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world.” — M.J. McGuire Copy Share Image
“Is Jimmy Hoffa dead or does he work at the National Enquirer with Elvis and Bigfoot?” — M.J. McGuire Copy Share Image
“Jimmy Hoffa is not dead. He works at the National Enquirer with Elvis and Bigfoot.” — M.J. McGuire Copy Share Image
“I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap’n Crunch and I’d have to take a nap.” — M.J. McGuire Copy Share Image
“The fool has said in his heart: pass me another Everlasting God-Stopper, please.” — M.J. McGuire Copy Share Image
That's the great secret of creativity. You treat ideas like cats: you make them follow you. — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
Okay, so I'll admit I'm curious. Big deal. We both know what that leads to. Dead cat. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
Most people are sensitized to animals through their cats and dogs, but for me it was a flounder. I used to go fishing with… — Dan Mathews Copy Share Image
One reason why my memory decays is that I have three cats, all so loving and insistent that they play cat's-cradle with every train… — Sylvia Townsend Warner Copy Share Image
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The dog is guided by kindly instinct to the man or woman whose heart is open to his advances. The cat often leaves the… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
If you ask me to tell you anything about the nature of what lies beyond the phaneron… my answer is “How should I know?”…… — Martin Gardner Copy Share Image
Is man no more than this? Consider him well. Thou ow'st the worm no silk, the beast no hide, the sheep no wool, the… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
One cat just leads to another. The place is so damned big it doesn't really seem as though there were many cats until you… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole… — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
I think if you keep the box closed long enough you do kill the cat, actually. — John Green Copy Share Image
