Cats Quote by M.J. McGuire Download Open image ““I've got a Siamese cat. It has 2 heads and 18 lives.”” — M.J. McGuire ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cats Feline Funny Humor
“Nothing can scatter like 3 Siamese cats better than 2 Siamese cats.” — Lilian Jackson Braun Copy Share Image
“There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, and I have two to myself.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Cats have nine lives. Sons do not. Were times when I worried. Worried a lot.” — Ken Cruickshank Copy Share Image
“Cats have nine lives. Sons do not. There were times when I worried. Worried a lot.” — Ken Cruickshank Copy Share Image
“there’s a cat in a box somewhere who’s alive and dead at the same time (although if they don’t ever open the box to… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Schrödinger’s cat was a Siamese cat, must have been, because if it’s at once alive and dead, it’s a zombie, and the only zombie… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Of course, maybe I'd end up like one of those crazy old people with, like, sixty cats. And one day, the neighbors would complain… — Alex Flinn Copy Share Image
“Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world.” — M.J. McGuire Copy Share Image
“Is Jimmy Hoffa dead or does he work at the National Enquirer with Elvis and Bigfoot?” — M.J. McGuire Copy Share Image
“Jimmy Hoffa is not dead. He works at the National Enquirer with Elvis and Bigfoot.” — M.J. McGuire Copy Share Image
“I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap’n Crunch and I’d have to take a nap.” — M.J. McGuire Copy Share Image
“The fool has said in his heart: pass me another Everlasting God-Stopper, please.” — M.J. McGuire Copy Share Image
My school was one of the most beautiful places a child can grow up in. You are surrounded by nature - cats, dogs, birds… — Amala Akkineni Copy Share Image
I liked Cats as a kid, now its hard to say. I dont live in New York anymore so dont see so many. — Katherine Moennig Copy Share Image
“The next day, Trixie pawed Maddie awake, patting her arm gently. “I’m up,” Maddie groaned, blinking sleep out of her eyes. “Mrrow.” Trixie peered… — Jinty James Copy Share Image
“So Nikki came aboard as Jaqueline's spare cat, presumably in case our prime cat, Eliza, goes on vacation, takes industrial action, or requests a… — Christopher S. Wren Copy Share Image
“In the morning, when she wishes me to wake, she crouches on my chest, and pats my face with her paw. Or, if I… — Doris Lessing Copy Share Image
“that's what i mean about cats. they're always trying to make fools of us humans.” — Lilian Jackson Braun Copy Share Image
“I preferred to think of myself as a cat. If I think of my behavior as cat behavior instead of people behavior, it pretty… — Jael McHenry Copy Share Image
My Chinese zodiac is a dog. But I'm an exception because of how much I love cats. — Jason Wu Copy Share Image
“Cats never listen. They’re dependable that way; when Rome burned, the emperor’s cats still expected to be fed on time.” — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
“Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to me that… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
When I was 18 I worked with the Ringling Brothers circus, taking care of menagerie animals. I used to rather deliberately risk my life… — Edward Hoagland Copy Share Image
“It was why no sane cat allowed kits to come anywhere near human beings. Humans seemed to feel that it was perfectly acceptable to… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
