Bigfoot Quote by M.J. McGuire Download Open image ““Jimmy Hoffa is not dead. He works at the National Enquirer with Elvis and Bigfoot.”” — M.J. McGuire ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bigfoot Elvis Funny Humor Jimmy hoffa
“Is Jimmy Hoffa dead or does he work at the National Enquirer with Elvis and Bigfoot?” — M.J. McGuire Copy Share Image
“she might be keeping a hundred secret prisoners. We might find Jimmy Hoffa down there. It’s” — Nat Kozinn Copy Share Image
“When asked by Bobby Kennedy where he’d gotten $20,000 in cash to invest in a business venture, Hoffa replied, “From individuals.” — Charles Brandt Copy Share Image
“As Hoffa told Johnny Dio in one of those wiretapped conversations that he couldn’t remember: “… treat them right and you don’t have to worry.”… — Charles Brandt Copy Share Image
“Haven’t you ever harbored the secret thought that somewhere Huck and Jim are—at this instant—poling their raft down some river just beyond our reach,… — Dan Simmons Copy Share Image
“I suddenly saw the little hobo standing under a sad street lamp with his thumb stuck out--poor forlorn man, poor lost sometime boy, now… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“(It was a car they said I got under the table. When they were trying to get the eight of us Hoffa suspects on… — Charles Brandt Copy Share Image
“Russell turned his head and said to me, “Say hello to Jimmy Hoffa.” Then Russ handed me the phone. I reached for the phone… — Charles Brandt Copy Share Image
“The next time I opened my eyes, I was in the morgue. This, all by itself, is enough to really ruin your day. I… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world.” — M.J. McGuire Copy Share Image
“Is Jimmy Hoffa dead or does he work at the National Enquirer with Elvis and Bigfoot?” — M.J. McGuire Copy Share Image
“I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap’n Crunch and I’d have to take a nap.” — M.J. McGuire Copy Share Image
“The fool has said in his heart: pass me another Everlasting God-Stopper, please.” — M.J. McGuire Copy Share Image
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Inexplicable by Stewart Stafford I ran into Bigfoot, Or John Paul Yeti, Told me of aliens, Found by SETI. E.T.s kidnapped me, And I… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
In a way, both the U.S. media and those wacky rioters in the Afghan-Pakistani hinterlands are very similar, two highly parochial and monumentally self-absorbed… — Mark Steyn Copy Share Image
Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey. — Paul Rudnick Copy Share Image
The inclination to believe in the fantastic may strike some as a failure in logic, or gullibility, but it’s really a gift. A world… — Chris Van Allsburg Copy Share Image
I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry… — Barry Watson Copy Share Image
I didn't believe in Bigfoot.I just thought, "No, that would be impossible. You know, we would have found Bigfoot by now. We would've found… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
“As Angelica opened up her eyes, she shuddered in fear at the massive animal that was holding her and fondling her body. I have… — Bella Swann Copy Share Image
Bigfoot may well be an extraterrestrial, because... remember Chewbacca? — George Noory Copy Share Image
Whenever I stumble over my own feet, or blurt out a thought that makes no sense at all, or leave the house wearing one… — Paul Rudnick Copy Share Image
“Bigfoot was interviewed on The Patty Winters Show this morning and to my shock I found him surprisingly articulate and charming.” — Bret Easton Ellis Copy Share Image
