Rob Huebel

That's a very nice, generic-sounding question: "When did you know you were funny?" But it pre-supposes that I think I'm really hilarious.…

— Rob Huebel

There's no way to play it cool when you meet Paul McCartney. You just start sweating, you trip over your words. Everyone…

— Rob Huebel

I didn't drink at all in school, so when I went to college, I went nuts. I was trying to catch up…

— Rob Huebel

When you're expecting a baby, there's a lot you can plan for, but when it happens early you just have to jump…

— Rob Huebel

I've gotten to go to a lot of places that I never would have been able to go and been able to…

— Rob Huebel

I've seen Jaws [movie], like, 800 times. And I love it.

— Rob Huebel

Paul McCartney chit-chats with you, he makes eye contact with you, he seems really interested in what you're saying. He really puts…

— Rob Huebel

That's a weird way to torture yourself. Just watch a movie, over and over, that you hate. That's really funny - that's…

— Rob Huebel

I didn't believe in Bigfoot.I just thought, "No, that would be impossible. You know, we would have found Bigfoot by now. We…

— Rob Huebel

Don't ever use duct tape on your privates. That's what I always tell people.

— Rob Huebel

I got a parking ticket one time in L.A. and I was furious about it. I was trying to prove a point…

— Rob Huebel

Most monuments are not something you're going to keep me out of. And I go to a lot of monuments.

— Rob Huebel

There was actually some serious time in front of the mirror, checking yourself out, checking out your shirt, checking out your pants.Combing…

— Rob Huebel

People always say, "When did you know you were funny?" They don't mean that in a bad way - this already makes…

— Rob Huebel

The first concert I ever went to was the Bee Gees. I don't know if you remember the Bee Gees. My mom…

— Rob Huebel

You know the awkward class photo when you're sitting there for your school picture and you're 14 or something and you've got…

— Rob Huebel

One of the coolest things was that, in 2007, I got to go to Iraq with Rob Riggle, Paul Scheer, and Horatio…

— Rob Huebel

If you're going to steal a car, don't steal a mail vehicle. They don't mess around. I mean, have fun, steal all…

— Rob Huebel

I was really good in high school, so in college I was going to be really bad.

— Rob Huebel

“Dating Tip: act like you are playing hard to get your whole life and then die alone”

— Rob Huebel

Bigfoot loves celebrities. You just have to bring celebrities that Bigfoot loves. It would probably be just gorgeous women.

— Rob Huebel

I would host a show where I take famous people out into the woods every week to find Bigfoot. I would do…

— Rob Huebel

One of the first TV shows that I did was this prank show. And we did a prank where we took a…

— Rob Huebel

I've stolen a lot. Let me think about the best thing I've stolen. Stolen a lot of hearts.

— Rob Huebel

I've had and probably still have a lot of bad haircuts. My mom just sent me some pictures - I don't know…

— Rob Huebel