Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side and it binds the Universe together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Civilization is held together by duct tape and spit, and I'm worried about the duct tape.” — Jacqueline Patricks Copy Share Image
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, or a Band Aid can't fix it... you have a serious problem! — Ana Chable Copy Share Image
Don't ever use duct tape on your privates. That's what I always tell people. — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
“Also, I need some duct tape, a shovel, and Brandon's phone number...” — Shane Miller Copy Share Image
If you cant fix it with duct tape or a martini; it aint worth fixing. — Orebela Gbenga Copy Share Image
“Billings pulled a roll from a compartment in his cargo pants leg. We gawked at him in disbelief. He shrugged. "What? You… — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
My dad had given my sister and I our starter car, a red, old 1985 Chevy Blazer. It was so beat up,… — Amy Purdy Copy Share Image
Part of any serious QA is removing Perl code the same way you go over a dilapidated building you inherit to remove… — Erik Naggum Copy Share Image
They’ve taken their own precautions against Al Qaeda. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
No more lightning to harness, All out of thread, Last of my Lego's, No more glue, Or duct tape, Love's Champion, Her… — Eric Nickel Copy Share Image
“New Rule: From now on, duct tape must be called what it really is--murder tape. A search of the suspected Craigslist Killer's… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Duct tape is like that. It's a building block. You can make a rope out of it, you can make a cloth… — Jamie Hyneman Copy Share Image
“Sure, I’d fake my own death. But only if I had the following items: duct tape, seven slinkies, a parachute, and a… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I always tell Noah to behave or I’ll sell him on eBay. You’ve got to have some way to keep these little… — Nick Wilgus Copy Share Image
“3. The séance was for real and everyone knows it. But they won’t discuss it because A. they don’t trust me, B.… — Jeannine Garsee Copy Share Image
“This is my emergency kit. It contained a roll of duct tape, a spare pair of pants, an envelope with two hundred… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“There are many ways to get to know someone, and my favorite is seeing them naked in Happy Baby pose. I also… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
We live in the time where we have fictitious election results that elects a fictitious president. We live in a time where… — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
I got in a lot of trouble from my stepfather for using his duct tape, to tape up my school skirt. So… — Florence And The Machine Copy Share Image
“On the other hand, looking careless could just be privileged give-a-shit Ivy League attitude, like wearing duct tape on loafers and jeans… — Karl Marlantes Copy Share Image
Stop smiling!” she ordered. “I can see you, Carter. Oh…and, uh, hullo, Walt.” The pot monster made squeaky grinding noises as it… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“If you trust me at all, if you want to listen to me at all..but you certainly don’t have to…speaking from experience,… — Eddie Vedder Copy Share Image
“I learned many things at Dixie County High School. There was a class called Life Management. One week we brought in a… — Damon Thomas Copy Share Image
“If you use sex whenever you want with whomever you want, you’re treating it like trash, like it means nothing. Imagine a… — Michael J Heil Copy Share Image
“I knew Denver was sincere when he told me that he would not want to trade places with me for even one… — Ron Hall Copy Share Image
“The seminar was long and boring and Quinn was seriously cranky. He did not want to go through another two days of… — Andria Large Copy Share Image
“Like when people (my parents) ask what I'm going to study in college and I say, "English." They say, "Oh. So you… — Arlaina Tibensky Copy Share Image