Andy Weir

“But seeing his status doesn’t help,” Mindy said. “It’s not like we can do anything about it if he falls behind. This…

— Andy Weir

“But no idiot-proofing can overcome a determined idiot.”

— Andy Weir

“God damn it! I yelled to him. Will you stop wining about your problems during my murder!”

— Andy Weir

“One thing I have in abundance here are bags. They're not much different than kitchen trash bags, though I'm sure they cost…

— Andy Weir

“Fortunately, when you spend a lot of time in space, you learn how to shit in a bag.”

— Andy Weir

“Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.”

— Andy Weir

“I’m leaving Mars today, one way or another. About fucking time.”

— Andy Weir

A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. Don't wait for an inspired ending to come to mind. Work…

— Andy Weir

“Also, I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape, like you buy at a hardware store. Turns out even NASA can’t improve on…

— Andy Weir

“Oh,” Lewis said, “well if you won’t let us then— Wait…wait a minute….I’m looking at my shoulder patch and it turns out…

— Andy Weir

Thanks to our modern era, facts are incredibly easy to come by. A few web searches for your subject matter, and you…

— Andy Weir

I started the day with some nothin’ tea. Nothin’ tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin’.

— Andy Weir

Don't tell your stories to anyone. You'll be more motivated knowing it's a prerequisite to having an audience.

— Andy Weir

“Travel’s a bitch. Even when it’s a once-in-a-lifetime vacation”

— Andy Weir

“The overstimulated kids were literally bouncing off the walls. Lunar gravity is the worst thing to ever happen to parents.”

— Andy Weir

“I admit it’s fatally dangerous,” Watney said. “But consider this: I’d get to fly around like Iron Man.” “We’ll keep working on…

— Andy Weir

“...duct tape is magic and should be worshipped.”

— Andy Weir

“There’s never been a pressure loss in Artemis’s history.”

— Andy Weir

“Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only…

— Andy Weir

“because after what I’ve been through, stuff on Mars should be named after me.”

— Andy Weir

“[11:49] JPL: What we can see of your planned cut looks good. We’re assuming the other side is identical. You’re cleared to…

— Andy Weir

“If I could have anything, it would be a radio to ask NASA the safe path down the Ramp. Well, if I…

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Everything went great right up to the explosion.

— Andy Weir

I don't even date; I'm terrible with women.

— Andy Weir

“If the oxygenator breaks down, I’ll suffocate. If the water reclaimer breaks down, I’ll die of thirst. If the Hab breaches, I’ll…

— Andy Weir