You can't win a marathon without putting some bandaids on your nipples! — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have boobs. It's really that simple. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People only go by looks. If you have big breasts it doesn't mean that you are dumb. — Motsi Mabuse Copy Share Image
Im 25% mom 25% comedian 62% boobs 48% mathematician and 100% woman-monkey. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We broke up in eighth grade when Tara-Mae Forrester offered to let me touch her boobs. And I did.” — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. I don't agree with that,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would think: Stay close to the implants! They must know something because they keep getting asked backstage! — Moon Unit Zappa Copy Share Image
“The extra padding in my bra wasn’t doing much to hide my bullet-like nipples." -Laneyism” — Jodi Linton Copy Share Image
I'm sure some of you are wondering whether my breasts are real. Let me just explain to you. This one is, this… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Ladies, admit it. Sometimes you look down at your own boobs and think, 'Wow, this is Awesome!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's a shortage of perfects breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. — Cary Elwes Copy Share Image
Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are that T-shirt might not be ur size...Tubby… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I was a really simple, easy, good girl back then. I had good grades and a boyfriend. I never fought with girls… — Kim Kardashian Copy Share Image
“That's why I had a reduction when I was twenty-one," which is when his expression morphed into one of horror. You'd have… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
When I first heard the term 'training bra,' I was freaked out. I was pretty young and I said, 'Did you just… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I would sooner be prime minister of the moon than run another marathon. I've been really lucky. I didn't have any toenails… — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
When they [breasts] are huge, you become very self-conscious...I've learned something though, through my years of pondering and pontificating, and that is:… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
“I can’t fathom the day when I’ll be able to figure out how to independently maneuver my way into my bra, like… — Lisa Genova Copy Share Image
I do have body-image issues, just like everyone else. I mean, I wish I had bigger boobs. And I hate my butt.… — Leslie Bibb Copy Share Image
I am against changing my body to become better. I am not against implants, I have a lot of girlfriends who have… — Summer Altice Copy Share Image