Funny Quote by Emma Chase

“We didn't have sex. We never got naked. I never touched her bare breast, and her hands never got lower than my hips. It…

— John Green

“We were freshman, taking her film class, and we'd spend hours after school sitting in her classroom talking about any old thing—life, sex, Forrest…

— Marisha Pessl

“Ivy wanted to do something for me, and if she couldn’t give me a hug without her blood lust tainting it, then by God…

— Kim Harrison

“Oh Lola's Boobs,' he says into my chest, 'I wish we knew each other better.' I crack up laughing. 'What's that you say?' he…

— Bianca Giovanni

“Look at you. You’re like a goddess.” Scarlett smiled at his compliment then reached down to squeeze her own tits. She heard every man…

— Lola Newmar

“Hey, Tate. Do you just screw in the locker room or do you do blowjobs as well?” Hannah Forrest, queen bee of the mean…

— Penelope Douglas

“She fist bumped me, I say, pointing at Six. It's not my fault. She hates purses and she fist bumped me, then made me…

— Colleen Hoover

“She was always saying, 'Fuck this school,' or 'I can't wait until I get out of here.' But so did lots of kids.”

— Jeffrey Eugenides

“So I saw Beth today. She asked me how you were doing. Sounded like she wants you back." "We were over months ago." "You…

— Cath Crowley

“story she used to tell me when I was a child, just a made-up story. Lately,”

— Karen McQuestion

“I want to touch your boob any time I see you and talk to you. It doesn’t matter the topic of conversation.” I”

— Tijan

“Abby did a little happy dance before jogging down the hall to the bedroom. The corners of my mouth turned up. What other woman…

— Jamie McGuire