Not many people know what their parents sound like having sex. It was noisy. — Moon Unit Zappa Having Copy Share Image
I've got a new relationship and I'm trapped in this old life. — Moon Unit Zappa Life Copy Share Image
I like to think of myself as a New Yorker, which is pathetic. — Moon Unit Zappa New yorker Copy Share Image
I would think: Stay close to the implants! They must know something because they keep getting asked backstage! — Moon Unit Zappa Boobs Copy Share Image
My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long sleeves. — Moon Unit Zappa Bathing Copy Share Image
My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I… — Moon Unit Zappa Educated Copy Share Image
How strange, when your father's wearing women's clothes and platform shoes, that a pair of loafers looks incredible. — Moon Unit Zappa Clothes Copy Share Image
It occurred to me, when I was old enough to make rules of my own, that they should be fair and simple. — Moon Unit Zappa Enough Copy Share Image
Every job I've ever gotten has been an accident. All the jobs I actually go after, I don't get. — Moon Unit Zappa Accident Copy Share Image
I didn't have any concept of age or authority. I remember realising, Oh, the world has rules and we don't. — Moon Unit Zappa Age Copy Share Image
I don't want to lose my name because that's how I know myself. There is a legacy here. — Moon Unit Zappa Know Copy Share Image
“I had a friend whose family had dinner together every day. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast… — Moon Unit Zappa Dining table Copy Share Image
I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the… — Moon Unit Zappa Bike Copy Share Image
I made enough money to buy a house. That's crazy, but fame proved ephemeral. — Moon Unit Zappa Crazy Copy Share Image
I have a tree man coming to trim the jacaranda in my front garden. — Moon Unit Zappa Garden Copy Share Image
Everyone has flaws. It's a matter of finding the ones you can live with. — Moon Unit Zappa Finding Copy Share Image
I grew up with too much freedom. You can't define yourself. — Moon Unit Zappa Define yourself Copy Share Image
My mother did literally hitchhike barefoot to the country store. — Moon Unit Zappa Barefoot Copy Share Image
I spent most of my life locked in my bedroom, miserable about my raging acne. — Moon Unit Zappa Acne Copy Share Image
I should just drive around this city and take photos of all the buildings I've been humiliated in. — Moon Unit Zappa Around Copy Share Image
I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad. — Moon Unit Zappa Comedy Copy Share Image
If there's anything more mortifying than being famous at 14, it's being washed up right after. — Moon Unit Zappa Being famous Copy Share Image
Your own experience keeps taking you towards something. My book adds the hope that it's a better something. — Moon Unit Zappa Add Copy Share Image
We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating… — Moon Unit Zappa Dating Copy Share Image
