A Woman Never Say: I've decided to buy myself a boob job, how big do you want 'em? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My girlfriend got secret weapons that prevent me from having to like football. They're called boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I look at her boobs, and she looks at my dick, and that's when I realize the best things in life are… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Saw a woman checking out her own boobs in a window and I was like Your eyes are up THERE. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ladies : Boobs are like babies; if you don't strap them properly into their carrier, they'll fall out. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Someone told me I should run for president. Dont you think that weve had enough boobs in the White House? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My girlfriend likes sticking her breasts in my face, then asking for something really expensive. She invariably gets what she wants. That,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People usually say Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Personally, I find it's in big boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
She watch Titanic for the love story. I watch it for one scene with boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I ask to suck your boobs when I wake up, does that count as sleeping like a baby? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Wouldn't it be funny if breast implants came with squeaky toys inside them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter: where your boobs can never be too big, even if you're a dude. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sexy is always about boobs or butts. It's the way you walk, the way you talk, and the way you think. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you don't want me to talk about your boobs you should probably let me know. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Guys are obsessed with boobs. Almost as much as girls are obsessed with that text message the guy she likes sent her. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
