Boobs Quotes

Lol, dont ask why ;o

— Anonymous

Tol ito oh,., yummy

— Hahahah

JUST A BOOB

— Anonymous

Hehehe legally blonde

— Anonymous

So true and funny

— Slowly_fading

OMG SMALL BOOBS

— Anonymous

“I blame boobs.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“with bee-stung lips and bolt-on boobs,”

— Terry Hayes

You shouldn't get breast implants.

— Carrie Prejean

“Trying to will yourself bigger boobs?”

— Tera Lynn Childs

Small breasts are best for the long haul.

— Norman Rush

“WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! -> (.Y.).”

— Andy Weir

“No! Put your damn hand on my boob!”

— Belle Aurora

“Wow, brains as well as boobs.”

— William Goldman

Haha I have boobies (;

— Jake

It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.

— Mean Girls

You can be edgy without showing off your boobs.

— Hilary Duff

Had a dream about boobs. My own. I gotta start working out.

— Nikhil Saluja

“You don't need bigger boobs. You need to read better books.”

— Zag

I do wish my breasts were bigger. Not big... but less small.

— Calista Flockhart

If I ask to suck your boobs when I wake up, does that count as sleeping like a baby?

— Nikhil Saluja

Silicone breast implants make you healthier.

— Tom Coburn

Twitter: where your boobs can never be too big, even if you're a dude.

— Nikhil Saluja

Remember guys, cleavage is like the sun, you can take a quick look, but it's dangerous to stare.

— Anonymous

“Bricks could be used as breast implants. Lady Squaretits is really particular about the shape of her boobs.
”

— Jarod Kintz

“Sure, I'd love to meet your mom. That way I can see what your boobs will look like in 20 years. Did…

— Michael Makai

Guys with bigger boobs than I have walk around, and they're fine. If women were to do that, they could go to…

— Hannah Teter

I might not have the perfect teeth, The biggest boobs, The nicest butt, The sexiest tan, Or the best hair.. but I'm…

— Hannah Bennett

“Attention, guys: Don’t ask for a photo of the boobs until you have seen them already in real life.”

— Anonymous

LOVE surely comes from the heart…but I suspect that even the BOOBS in front contribute a lot...

— Green Monk

I think people are fascinated with breasts that bounce. They are so used to seeing fake ones – people are confused. My…

— Jennifer Lawrence

People who get implants, it's so depressing, you know... People - I don't know. The route of that, you know, maybe they…

— Dylan Moran

Don't do what I did and think you need to have these procedures to make you look more attractive. Don't look at…

— Shirley Ballas

There's even one for your titties. I haven't done the boobs mask one yet-you just stick it on your tits, apparently. I…

— Courtney Love

It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time?…

— Tina Fey

“Page 3 is a crazy concept whereby for no discernable reason, a national newspaper prints a photograph of a young woman showing…

— Russell Brand

I used to joke that, since breastfeeding, my boobs looked like an old athletic sock with some loose change at the bottom,…

— Jessica St. Clair

I have a horror of the word 'flesh', which has become so shopworn.Why not 'meat'whilethey're about it? What I like is skin,…

— Pierre-Auguste Renoir

“I look ridiculous, don't I? You're used to Big Boobs McGee shaking her Double Ds in your face. And here I am...the…

— S.L. Jennings

Nice breasts... -The Killer

— Scary Movie