Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Pectoral implants? My God! The man's had a boob job!”

— Jackie Williams

“The mother of invention is a very well-endowed woman, and she has been suckling technology forever at her perpetually full breasts.”

— Eldora Ma

“I suppose the artists invented the firm breasts they put on women, and that in reality all women had flabby ones.”

— Jean Cocteau

“A brick could be used as a medallion on the end of a necklace, much like human testicles aren’t used. It’s a shame, really,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be inserted in your chest in place of your heart. And for just a couple thousand dollars more, an artificial heart…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used for a calf muscle implant for a bodybuilder who wants a competitive edge.
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— Jarod Kintz

“You mean like a small silicone breast implant?” I wasn’t actually thinking that, but sure.”

— Mary Roach

“I will say that I still can't get over how women are shaped, and that I will go to my grave wanting to pet…

— Kurt Vonnegut

“A brick could be used to win the love of a beautiful girl. The trick to getting it to work is just trying it…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a cock block. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..... a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... ”

— Pamela Redmond Satran

“He’s going to be as useful as nipples on a breastplate.”

— George R.R. Martin