Jenny McCarthy

If you give us a safe vaccine, we'll use it. It shouldn't be polio versus autism.

— Jenny McCarthy

My flights delayed and I found a pube in my sushi. Good times at the airport.

— Jenny McCarthy

Obviously, I'm not a trained actress, and right now I'll come out and say I'm glad I'm not.

— Jenny McCarthy

“The modern term is called “being a bitch” but the Indians call it “being in your power.” I liked the sound of…

— Jenny McCarthy

The idea that vaccines are a primary cause of autism is not as crackpot as some might wish. Autism's 60-fold rise in…

— Jenny McCarthy

I went to an all-girls Catholic school. And all the nuns just breathed down our necks "abstinence." And that's not the right…

— Jenny McCarthy

For a seriously autistic kid, the best prognosis might be getting into a mainstream school without being too much of a shadow.…

— Jenny McCarthy

The reason why the medical community is reluctant to talk about it is because there's such a huge business in pharmaceuticals.

— Jenny McCarthy

I look at autism like a bus accident, and you don't become cured from a bus accident, but you can recover.

— Jenny McCarthy

You don't need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance - don't stare.

— Jenny McCarthy

Why do other first world countries give children so many fewer vaccines than we do? Vaccines save lives, but might be harming…

— Jenny McCarthy

We can either continue to collectively stand on the sidelines and debate what is causing autism and if it is an epidemic…

— Jenny McCarthy

I have my once-a-month nachos, but it's soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it's somewhat safe. But it's still a…

— Jenny McCarthy

No I don't have a sex tape and I'm kind of upset that I don't. You know why? 'Cause I'm really good,

— Jenny McCarthy

It's absolutely imperative for the parents and the typical kids to have time by themselves, to go out to dinner or even…

— Jenny McCarthy

Just keep trying, and your dreams will come true. But you have to give it all your time, effort, and soul.

— Jenny McCarthy

Sometimes I think marriage licenses should be like driver's licenses. They expire after a number of years, and in order to keep…

— Jenny McCarthy

Seven years I worked at the Polish deli. It's a very slow deli. So I sat around a lot on my stool…

— Jenny McCarthy

“The problem I had with understanding Catholicism was that it seemed like there were loopholes everywhere. In my young brain, I couldn’t…

— Jenny McCarthy

A talk show is difficult because the formula is always the same: there's a host and there's guests. Really what you can…

— Jenny McCarthy

Following bio-medical treatment - which is basically changing the diet, giving vitamins and supplements and detoxing the body from metals or candida…

— Jenny McCarthy

The University of Google is where I got my degree from.

— Jenny McCarthy

Those outside of autism need to understand this is an epidemic and we need more government funding, insurance coverage and education reform.

— Jenny McCarthy

Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.

— Jenny McCarthy

Corner one of the hundreds of doctors who specialize in autism recovery, and they'll tell you stories of dozens of kids in…

— Jenny McCarthy