Quote by Jenny McCarthy

I have cooked turkeys in my day but when Mom's around I let her do it.

— Tom Cruise

The turkey - my number one thing that people don't get is take that sucker out of the refrigerator about three hours before you…

— Alton Brown

It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.

— Phyllis Diller

I'll never look at a turkey the same way ever again.

— Merle Anthony Rowland

Unfortunately, I cook for two boys, and they don't care what it looks like on the plate, and neither do I.

— Judy Gold

My cooking style is exactly like my mother's.

— Nana Patekar

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

— Tracy Morgan

I've roasted a somewhat frozen turkey, and it's come out just fine.

— Alex Guarnaschelli

Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.

— Rita Rudner

On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves.

— George Carlin

I'm a big fan of my mom's cooking.

— Milind Soman

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.

— Nicole Hollander