Thanksgiving Quote by Merle Anthony Rowland Download Open image “I'll never look at a turkey the same way ever again.” — Merle Anthony Rowland ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Thanksgiving
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Anyone who invites me to any pages that have the words, swag or yolo isn't only get blocked but a punch in the face. — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
I like that people try to be funny even though there not because it's so much easier to be an ass hole than it… — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
Crying around about how I'm not liking your statuses isn't going to get me to like your statuses. — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
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I want to go into Dunkin' Donuts for some coffee but it's full of cops. Cops liking donuts is getting old. They should like… — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
The first time I seen the term lmao used, I thought someone was calling me lame but just miss spelled it. — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
Getting pregnant to get more likes on Facebook is the dumbest reason I've ever heard. — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
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This is how I know you're bored; it's because Santa Clause wouldn't send me no friend request. I've been on the naughty list for… — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
They all call it a turkey dinner but we all know we all eating around noon. — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
Just showed up my professor in front of the whole class. I hate when people think Im stupid, I know what Im doing. — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
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